"Holy shit" john says while eating tasty sandwich "I'm gay"
John finishes his tasty sandwich and goes to karkat "karkat. I'm gay"
"NOICE"
"Love me"
"NO"
"Yes"
"NO"
"Yes"
"NO"
"Please?"
"K"
"Yay"
And so, they love each othe very much much much now.
Wonky face ;)
They go to bed and love each other
They eat breakfast while sexually loving each other.
Lots of love
Too much love.
The love was too much, karkat was too overwhelmed with love that he got sick.
John cries for him in the ER.
"HOW DID MY LEG BREAK? I JUST HAVE A COLD"
"Shhhhhhhhhhh love. Dont judge author-chan."
"JOHN, IM DYING."
"I know karkat, i know."
"I NEVER LOVED YOU. I JUST FUCKED YOU BECAUSE I WAS INSECURE ABOUT MYSELF."
"What?"
"THAT IS CODE FOR 'I WAS BORED'"
"Nuuuuuuuuuuu!"
Than karkles dies.
From the common cold
That broke his leg.
Somehow....
John goes to cry.
The end
Omg, why am i so terrible? Why do i do this to john in every crack fanfic i write?
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A totally not gay relationship
FanfictionFuck you all This is a crack fanfic Of johnkat
