^^^Hiyaaaa guys! Been a while, ikr? I am truly sorry. I just have been lazy recently. I know, I know. So here's my make-up chapter for y'all. (My parents have been over the top religious lately...I want to get away from that and sort my ish out.) .................................................................. 🕛 morning. 9:00 am. Cheryl:Hey! Toni: you're up? Cheryl: no Toni. It's just my ghost talking to you 👻 Toni: you seem happy Cheryl: are you not fine with that? Toni: nonono it's just...nvm. Cheryl: no...I'm not gay Toni. In fact I have thrown a big partyat my house with nana rose. Toni: that's...why? Cheryl: no dummy, I think I've found my soul partner. Toni: realllllyyyy? who is it? ^-^ Cheryl: his name's Archie. Toni:oh. Cheryl is typing. Cheryl: ikr? He's like...dating this girl Veronica, who is also in love with this Betty, who then is dating a boy named Jughead, who then likes Archie...non platonically. It's all a big circle...but recently he got in a fight with all of them and now he sits with me at the mega school lunch table 😍 Toni: Yeah. Cheryl:srsly?Just 'yeah'? Thought you'd appreciate me more. Toni: now I've got zero chance eh? Cheryl: nice joke...but in all seriousness I cannot believe I'm with the school hot boy...well I can believe it since you know...I'm pretty 'af' but still, wow. Toni: oh...yeah totally. I can't imagine. Cheryl: look at it! I got it just yesterday...he asked me to do his photo shoot...so I snuck in a selfie ;)
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Toni: yeah cute. Cheryl: what now Toni...I know something happened to you. Toni: I'm great. Cheryl: I know sarcasm better than you do, now please my lovely Toni, the pun+joke queen? Toni: IM GREAT. Can't you figure it out? Cheryl: you know? no Toni topaz I don't know why you have these tendencies to be in a bad mood. But I can assure you that I will not be your cushion when you're in too deep. Toni is typing. Toni: do I need to do all caps now? I AM FINE CHERYL BLOSSOM, CANT I BE UPSET FOR A CHANGE? ITS ALWAYS YOU WHO NEEDS TO BE THE OVERWHELMING DRAMA QUEEN? Cheryl: no I get it, I'm sorry I am a jerk. Toni: good then. Cheryl: so...I have a joke for you 😸 Toni: what. Cheryl: Q. What type of cloud is so lazy, because it will never get up? Toni: a fog. Cheryl:no...well yes. Um...so When do you go at red and stop at green? Toni: when eating a watermelon. That was my joke. Cheryl: oh sorry yes, well...Knock! Knock! Toni: who is it? Cheryl: who's there! Toni: I dunno you're the one telling me the joke. Cheryl: you know what? If you're so keen at making jokes then you can go ahead. Toni: fine. Cheryl: category is dirty jokes. Toni: 🙄 Why does Santa Claus have such a big sack? Cheryl: Uh...oh sh*t I srsly don't know, wait. Toni: cause he only 'comes' once a year. Cheryl: I told you to wait...but yeah I'll give that to you it was hilarious. Toni: what did the girl say to her boss who was trying to have fun with her? Cheryl: what? Toni: Go 'ahead' Cheryl:wait what? Toni: Ugh nevertheless, I'm tired so I'm going to sleep. Cheryl: Tell me one more pleaseeeeeeeee? What's the biggest and best joke you can find? Toni:you. Toni is offline. Cheryl: unbelievable. 🖕
