D¡ck: I just came back from a date with Barbara.
D¡ck: Gosh, it was amazing.
Bruce: Was the sex safe?
D¡ck: ...?
D¡ck: WHAT??
Bruce: You read my message correctly, didn't you? - I'm asking whether you used a condom.
Bruce: Or atleast some other form of birth control.
D¡ck: I know.
D¡ck: But we didn't have sex...
Bruce: Ha. Very funny, Richard.
Bruce: I know you too well.
Bruce: You both did it.
D¡ck: ...
D¡ck: Yes, we did it. And YES, it was safe. Don't worry.
D¡ck: You're not gonna be a grandfather...
D¡ck: ...Yet.
Bruce: ??
D¡ck: I'M JOKING.
D¡ck: But seriously tho, Bruce, I don't know why YOU'RE telling me to use a condom.
Bruce: ...I don't like where this is heading.
D¡ck: YOU'RE the one who needs to use em.
D¡ck: I mean, look how many kids you have!
D¡ck: Do you seriously want any more??
Bruce: ...
Bruce: This conversation is officially closed.
D¡ck: WAIT!
Bruce: ...
D¡ck: We ran out of Lucky Charms
D¡ck: Can you grab some on the way back??
D¡ck: Alfred's in 'intense cleaning' mode.
Bruce: ...Fine.
D¡ck: Thanks, love you!!
D¡ck: ....And I know you love me too, even though you won't admit to it.
D¡ck: I'm your favourite son. :)
Bruce: ...
Bruce: In your dreams.
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BATFAMILY TEXTING
FanfictionThe title is self explanatory; this is a book including the text messages the Batfamily members send each other. Also scenarios and possibly headcanons. Warning: Includes awkwardness, some violence, some strong language and some sexual references.
