Jason and Dick Frozen parody.
Don't hate me.
Or do- I'm not telling you how to live your lives.
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JaSoN: Richard?
JaSoN: Do you want to go kill The Joker?
JaSoN: Come on, let's go on patrol!
I never see you anymore, come out the cave, it's like you've gone to your grave!
D¡ck: ...
JaSoN: We used to be the best robins-
JaSoN: -But now we're not.
Everyone loves Dami-an!
JaSoN: ...Do you want to go kill The Joker..?
JaSoN: ...It doesn't have to be The Joker...
D¡ck: GO AWAY JAY.
JaSoN: M'kay, FINE...
D¡ck: Gosh!
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Dick and Jason, in costume, are riding around Gotham City on their motorbikes, in midnight.
Dick:
Crime is high in Gotham tonight,
Not a cop to be seen
A city of crime and pollution
And it looks like, I'm Nightwing.
Jason: *stares at Dick with confusion*
Dick:
The wind is howling like Hurricane Katrina.
Should've brought a coat, now I'm fucking cold.
Jason: ....Do you want my jacket?
Dick:
No, don't worry, I'll survive
Now let's go- we have crime to fight
Criminals to maim, to throw in jail-
Jason: -What about kill?
Jason: -Can we do some killing??
Dick: No. We don't kill-
Jason: Correction; YOU don't kill.
Dick: It's not what we were taught!!
Jason: Of course not, but I started killing...
Jason: ...After my TRAGIC DEAT-
Dick: Shut up. Don't even dare bring it up.
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BATFAMILY TEXTING
FanfictionThe title is self explanatory; this is a book including the text messages the Batfamily members send each other. Also scenarios and possibly headcanons. Warning: Includes awkwardness, some violence, some strong language and some sexual references.
