Snartiepants: The hell Sara?
SaraLanceTheAssassin: What?
Snartiepants: Why is my username "Snartiepants?"
SaraLanceTheAssassin: Cause it's hot.
Snartiepants: Are you flipping kidding me? Snartie reminds me of that weird squid dude from the show about a sponge under water.
SaraLanceTheAssassin: Squidward?
Snartiepants: I don't know? Maybe? Unlike Palmer, I actually do stuff with my free time. Who even watches a show about a sponge under water? So overrated.
SaraLanceTheAssassin: I watch SpongeBob with Ray sometimes! Stop hating! Squidward and Spongebob are my OTP.
Snartiepants: OTP??
SaraLanceTheAssassin: Do you live under a rock?
Snartiepants: No, currently I am living in a time-traveling spaceship, and stopping some future hobo from taking over the world 150 years after I'm dead.
SaraTheAssassin: Actually it's a timeship but whatever.
Snartiepants: You just made me cringe.
SaraLanceTheAssassin: You're the one who called Savage a hobo.
Snartiepants: He is! Have you seen his choice of clothing? It's worst then Hunters.
SaraLanceTheAssassin: Lol.
Snartiepants: He also has his hair like slick back with gel, like who the hell is doing his hair?
SaraLanceTheAssassin: Wow. You're such The fashionista today aren't ya Leonard.
Snartiepants: Whatever Lance. It's true. We both know it.
SaraLanceTheAssassin: Yeah. I'm tired I'll see you in the morning crook.
Snartiepants: Can't wait.
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<Sara Lance> Texting one-shots
Hayran KurguFollow Sara Lance as she texts her way throughout time and space with her friends from the Arrowverse.
