SaraLanceTheAssassin: Leonard.

TheSarcasticSnart: What do you want Lance? It is currently 2 a.m and I'm trying to get my beauty sleep. You don't think I'm this pretty naturally do you?

SaraLanceTheAssassin: Do you want to build a snowman?

TheSarcasticSnart: No. Let me sleep.

SaraLanceTheAssassin: Come on, let's go and play!

TheSarcasticSnart: No. Sleeeep. 😑

SaraLanceTheAssassin: I never see you anymore.

TheSarcasticSnart: We just saw each other like an hour ago. Looks like somebody is getting too attached to the cold.

SaraLanceTheAssassin: Come out the door. It's like you've gone away!

TheSarcasticSnart: No. I just want sleep.

SaraLanceTheAssassin: We used to be best buddies. And now we're not. I wish you would tell me why!

TheSarcasticSnart: You are unbelievably annoying.

SaraLanceTheAssassin: Do you want to build a snowman? It doesn't have to be a snowman

TheSarcasticSnart: You're getting on my last nerves. And considering I have over 7 million nerves...that's saying a lot.

SaraLanceTheAssassin: Okay bye

*An hour later.*

SaraLanceTheAssassin: Do you want to build a snowman?

TheSarcasticSnart:

SaraLanceTheAssassin: Or ride our bike around the halls?

TheSarcasticSnart: STOP IT!!!

SaraLanceTheAssassin: I think some company is overdue I've started talking to The pictures on the walls!

TheSarcasticSnart: Lance either shut up or get iced.

SaraLanceTheAssassin: It gets a little lonely.

TheSarcasticSnart: Okay I just grabbed my cold gun.

SaraLanceTheAssassin: All these empty rooms.

TheSarcasticSnart: I'm going to freeze my phone.

SaraLanceTheAssassin: Just watching the hours tick by.

TheSarcasticSnart: Okay I'm going to tell Rip that you're being an ass.

SaraLanceTheAssassin: Okay Bye.

TheSarcasticSnart: Finally!

*An hour later*

SaraLanceTheAssassin: Len, please I know you're in there. People are asking where you've been. They say, "have courage" and I'm trying to.I'm right out here for you, Just let me in.

TheSarcasticSnart: If you wanted to get into my pants. All you had to do was ask.

SaraLanceTheAssassin: 🤢🤢 This is what happens when I lose to Mick.

TheSarcasticSnart: Huh? The offer still stands...

SaraLanceTheAssassin: Okay Bye.

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