Becoming a Creepypasta

Chapter 9- Jeff gets weird

Heyo, children. I have another update!

I decided to do a little switchy thingeh with DragonsTestimony and we each wrote a chapter of each other's story.

Go check out her story, its called Dragon Shadows! (Btw the chapters she wrote are WAY better than the one I scribbled together)

Soo anyway, DragonsTestimony wrote this chapter. I do not claim it or it's weirdness. XD

Enjoy.

~Shadestar

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I was asleep when the thunder shook the house.

AHH!

I tumbled out of the bed in shock, not expecting the blast of sound to erupt so suddenly.

I sat up, rubbing my head groggily.

Uh... Where am I?

Lightning flashed silently and I saw a horrifyingly familiar face staring down at me. Cold hands pinned me to the ground and a huge grin loomed into my vision as very white teeth nipped my nose.

"Hey doll."

"OH MY GOSH JEFF WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT???"

"I'm bored. And you were asleep." He responded rather simply.

"Whatever, get off me." In answer, he sat on my stomach.

"Nope."

I growled and shoved at him. He didn't budge. With a snarl I flicked my wrists and slashed my claws at him, leaving a small cut between his eyes. He jerked back and I slipped out from beneath him and leaped up.

"Yes, actually" I smirked. Jeff looked up at me, hurt welling in his gaze. He pouted for a moment, until I sheathed my claws again. At that point, he giggled insanely and pounced again, this time pinning my hands.

"Jeff! What the EVERLOVING CHEESE ARE YOU DOING WITH MY HAN-" I was cut off as he raised my gloved hand to his mouth and gripped the fabric with his teeth, and not taking his eyes off mine, pulled it off very, very slowly. As the dark cloth left my hand completely, he dropped it on my face, and moving slowly, moved his mouth to the other hand. I was getting really creeped out at this point, seeing that a glove covered my face and WAS THAT JEFF BITING ME????

I yelped and blew the glove off my face to see Jeff's stupid grin an inch away from me. His breath on my skin was warm, and extensively scary.

"RRRRAAAUGH!" I howled and slammed a pillow on Jeff's head. I heard his muffled giggles and what sounded like

"Wlff....irrsh thr tffem of feh MERNFF?? HAHAHAHA!"

"What?" I said, pulling the pillow off with a bewildered expression. Jeff took one look at my face and rolled away, collapsing a few feet away in peals of hysterical laughter.

"I- I said- I said 'Wolf is it tha- THAT TIME OF THE MONTH AHAHAHAHAAAA!"

I gave a yell of disgust and threw the pillow at him.

"You perv!"

"It was funny!"

"Do you know anything about girls?"

"Not really!"

"THAT IS THE ONE THING YOU NEVER ASK! THE ONE THING!"

"Pffftahahahahaha!"

"Ugh."

After Jeff had calmed down a little, he sat next to me, crossing his legs and looking out the window with me.

"Hey there."

"How did I get here anyways?" I muttered, looking around at Jeff's room.

"I heard you scream from your room. So I came and got you."

"Why do you care? Nightmares are normal."

He looked at me seriously.

"Because, Wolf, you're one of us now, and one Creepypasta looks after another. We take care of each other. So it's my job to be here if you scream. If you're scared, I'll hold you up and be there for you."

I looked at him, then away, feeling a blush creep up my face.

"Nightmares scare the killers too, you know. It's alright."

I looked down, not sure what to say.

"Wolf."

"Yeah?"

"If its alright... I'd like you to officially become my proxy."

"What?"

"My proxy. It means ill teach you, and be closest to you here."

"What would I do?"

"Well, we would train and fight alongside each other, and help each other out in regular life. It's like a formal bestie." He shrugged. "It's totally optional, but it would be nice."

"Why me?"

"I think you're a cool kid. And I like your style."

I gave him my best stop-trying-to-be-Danny-Zuko-and-get-to-the-point look.

<<hehehehehehehehhhhhGREASE>>

"Seriously."

He sighed, rubbing his neck awkwardly.

"I like you. Honestly. And I want to get to know you better."

"So the best way of doing that is to kidnap a girl from her room and sit on her?"

"Haha, it's the only way I know!"

We said our goodnights shortly afterward, and I returned to my room, smiling to myself.

I was going to be a proxy.