Okay, after this chapter, you may submit your chapters and ideas.
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MCR's lovely view, for the last time for now.
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I just sat next to my roommates in the back corner, while others threw erasers at each other, fought verbally, sat quietly, or listened to music. It was a wait, and during this chat with my friends was a nice time to observe the room. It was..unusual. There was a strobe light on the teacher's desk, a tripod and camera adjacent to it, some lollipops and a stripper pole in the middle of the room.
But then, in walked a sweaty, skanky 19 year old sumthin' whore with a cramming tube top and 3 inch skirt. It was rather disturbing, and her makeup was caked.
"Greetings all you virgins! My name is Stella Dcksckr, and I am your Sex Ed teacher, homeroom teacher, local porn star and free ride! Sorry I am late, I had sex with the principal for a $300 raise!"
Confused, the David kid raised his hand and asked, "Why need extra money if you make thousands selling your vag?" Again, the class heartily laughed. Stella played it off while reretouching up her Cleopatra eyeliner.
"Silly, I like money! Now, here we have rules. One, is to recite the Daily Dckscking Quote. Two, is to volunteer when I ask, and three? Lose your virginity!" K. Just, okay. You could feel the heatwave of awkward woosh around the room.
"Now. Say it with me. 'Sex has no age number!'" We all refused to do so, and we nervously chuckled. My palms began sweating and just began sucking on a Jolly Rancher to pass time.
"No one? Well, you on the middle! What your name?"
The relaxed girl replied, "Lea".
"Okay Lea, say 'Sex has no age number!' for the other classmates. Or else you all have to draw me how to properly use a condom for homework!"
"Sexhasnoagenumber!"
"Good!" Stella squeaked and lit a cigarette. "Well I'm gonna go check on my herpes, you are released kids!" She left the room with her creme lotion, and off to the bathroom. It was 5 minutes before the first bell to first period, which was odd. All I know, is that this lady scares me, and I'm glad to go to Sewing next.
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Take it away, anyone.
