Final destination (completed 15/15)

¡chucu, chucu, chuuuu!

Fanfic translated with DeepL and myself, forgive grammar and punctuation errors, thank you.

FINAL DESTINATION

Capítulo 02: ¡chucu, chucu, chuuuu!

At the train station, the seven friends arrived, they looked agitated by the rush, but they had made it.

"So this is the train," Raj said with his breath cut off, "it looks more modern than the trains in my country, well we're already inside the ¡chucu, chucu, chuuu!"

"Raj," Sheldon scolded, "that onomatopoeia is wrong. This train doesn't do any ¡chucu, chucu, chuuu! This my friend, is a magnetic levitation train like the ones recently built in Europe."

"Yes, like the shinkansen, the "bullet train" of Japan," Howard said, as he made a gesture of being a cowboy who drew his weapons. "If I were sheriff of this train I would take all the girls straight to the land of the rising sun to meet their emperor."

"Sheathe your miniature cowboy pistols!" Bernadette, his little blonde wife, told him, "remember that you are already married."

"Besides," continued Sheldon, "although there are bullet trains in Japan, there were never any sheriffs there, not even the Far West, not even..."

"Yes, yes, yes" Penny cut him, who drank from his beer can, "nor were there any Indians, Comanches, Mohicans, or anything else, now let's go inside I want to go to the bar of the ¡chucu, chucu, chuuu!"

"Someone got up from their left foot this morning," said Amy, Sheldon's girlfriend, referring to Penny, "a left foot attached to a beautiful, turned goddess' leg."

Leonard pushed Sheldon inside the train and everyone looked at the décor of one of the cabins.

"Look! This train is child-friendly," Leonard said. "In case of fire, exit the emergency exit, marked by the image of the Hulk, the incredible man."

The men were delighted but the girls rolled their eyes.

"I hope nothing goes wrong," Raj said, "this solar-powered train reminds me of the Simpsons."

"Calm down my ¡chucu, chucu, chuuu!" Howard told him, "in that chapter, the train goes out of control because Homer Simpson is at the controls. They'd never put anyone that stupid in real life."

In the cockpit of the train, Zack Johnson, the good guy but not smart Penny's ex-boyfriend, was checking the controls.

"I was right," said Zack "this automation thing is the best thing, I don't have to do anything, I'm just sorry I don't have a cup holder for my hot coffee."

The train left immediately and everyone enjoyed a journey that, although very fast, was not felt in the interior, it was like travelling on a cloud.

"I can't believe they don't serve drinks on this train!" Penny complained.

In the cockpit, Zack was also having trouble with his drinking.

"I've already emptied my hot coffee from the thermos flask and now I'm going to put it on top of the controls.... don't fall down, don't spill it... okay, that's it."

The driver, not averting his eyes from the magnetic rails, felt with his clumsy hands for his not sleeping pills in a compartment, but mistakenly grabbed his instructor's insomnia pills and put them in his mouth by mistake.

The man to pass the pills took a sip of coffee, but this one was so hot that he burned his lips and spit out the coffee and pills.

"Don't fall glass, don't fall down glass!" Zack begged to the coffee cup back on the controls.

"The three-second rule, the three-second rule!" said Zack squatting down as he looked for the pills. A draft of air brought the sleeping pills to the man's fingers.

"Well, I found them and now I'm going to take them..."

In that the driver saw the glove compartment and discovered that inside it were the real pills to stay awake.

"Ugh, I almost made a mistake, imagine what would have happened if I had taken these other pills," he said, and then got up again to see the controls. "...oh shit..."

The hot cup of coffee had spilled over and its contents were scattered over the entire length of the controls.

CONTINUARÁ...

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