Your POV
It was almost time for bed and I was in the kitchen getting something to eat. As I got my favorite snack, I hear the door close. In the hall was Stan followed by a mysterious man. By the way Stan spoke to him, I could tell he was just a lost person who sadly stumbled upon the Mystery Shack and now has to listen to his stories. I roll my eyes with a chuckle before I go upstairs to my room.
I see Dipper reading his journal and Mabel playing with some stickers, each on their beds. I sat down in my own and as I eat my snack I take my journal and sketch. As I do, I think of the poor man who is suffering because of Stan's stories to my merchandise. It got the attention of both the twins.
Dipper: What's so funny?
You: We have a 'late customer.'
Mabel: Uh-oh, is Stan telling him his Tales Designed to Sell Merchandise?!?
Dipper: *laughs* Oh, that poor man must wish he never stopped by!
You: I bet Stan will start with the one he calls-
You, Dipper, and Mabel: Hands Off!!!
Hands Off
We had gone to some sort of public sale where everyone had booths with all sorts of stuff. Something called a Swap Meet?
Mabel: Swap meep, swap meet, swap meep!!! Look at all these priceless treasures!!! *goes over to some bobbleheads* Bobbly-heads!!! *moves their heads* They agree with everything I say!!!
Dipper: *puts on some big glasses* Professor glasses!!! They make me look like a genius!!!
You: *take a (f/c) cap with a (whatever) design and put it on as you laugh, then look at Dipper who was putting the glasses back where they were, then you take his cap and switch it with the (f/c) one*
Dipper: What the-?
You: Hm, not bad! *put on Dipper's hat as you laugh*
Dipper: *blushes and laughs along*
Stan: *at some golden watches* Look at these beauties!!! They're mob-boss quality!!! *sees the woman selling them, then turns around to you three* Alright, kids, prepare to watch the delicate art of the deal. *turns around*
You: Uh-oh.
Stan: Hey, hag face, how much for the junk watches?
Old Lady: They are not for sale, not for you, Stan Pines!!! The wind whispers your name!!! *points at Stan as wind blows in his direction*
Stan: Alright, I get it, you're creepy. Anyways, less talkie more watchie. *places money on the table and takes a watch, but is stopped by the old lady grabbing his wrist roughly*
Old Lady: *as he pupils go behind her eyes* Get your hands off my watch!!!!
Stan: Ah!!! *snatches his hand away* Eesh!!! Freak show!!! *starts to walk away with us in front if him*
Mabel: Wow, someone needs to work on their social skills!!!
Stan: And their observation skills. *shows his wrist with the golden watch* Boom!!! Good job, heisting hands!!! *kisses his hands*
Dipper: Grunkle Stan, are you seriously shop lifting from a witch? That sounded like a curse!
Stan: *mimicking Dipper* "That sounded like a curse!!!" Hey, anyone wanna buy a wet blanket?!? We got a wet blanket for sale!!!
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Life In Gravity Falls (dipper x reader)
FanfictionYou're a girl who lives and works at the Mystery Shack after you're whole family mysteriously disappears and Stan Pines takes you under his wing. One summer, his niece and nephew come to stay. Along with the twins, you discover many mysteries, inclu...