Your POV
Dipper: Wait.
You, Dipper, and Mabel: STAN!!! *run to Stan*
Stan: KIDS!!! I can't believe it!!!!! *hugs you three tightly* I thought I lost you three!!!
Soos: *hugs Stan* Mr. Pines, it's really you!!!!!!! I've been hugging strangers practicing for this moment!!!
Wendy: *hugs Stan* We missed you, you old codger!!!
Soos: *lifts you all up in his hug then places you all back on the ground as you all pull away*
Stan: I missed you knuckleheads too. It's good to have you back.
Dipper: *sees all the creatures and people in the shack* So what's everyone doing here? *gets startled by the Lilliputtians passing by*
You: Yeah, there's like monsters and gnomes-
Mabel: And is Pacifica wearing a potato sack?
Pacifica: Hey, even in a sack I still look better than you!
You: P, what did we talk about?
Pacifica: *sigh* Sorry.
You and Mabel: *giggle*
MultiBear: It's- It's a long story.
Wax Larry King Head: Hey, is anyone gonna feed me? Larry King's disembodied wax head wants num-nums.
Grenda: We're trying to ration our food, remember?
Wax Larry King Head: *starts chewing on Grenda's ponytail*
Grenda: Uh, it's happening again.....!!!
MultiBear: *closes the vents*
Pituitaur: Hey everyone!!!! EYE BAT!!!
Everyone but You, Dipper, Mabel, Wendy, and Soos: *gasp and cover themselves in fear*
Gnome: Evasive maneuvers!!!
Stan: *closes the door and pushes you, Dipper, and Mabel down* Shh, keep it down!!!
Gnome: Hit the lights!!!
Other Gnome: *turns off the lights*
Eye Bat: *outside, turns a raccoon to stone and flies away*
Stan: *turn the lights back on revealing everyone* Welcome to what's left of normal around here, home base.
You, Dipper, and Mabel: *look at everyone in the shack*
Dipper: *gasps at the sight of Rumble* Rumble McSkirmish?!?
Rumble: Do not be afraid, Weirdmaggedon has taught me there are some battles I cannot win. I am now Humble McSkirmish...
Mabel: Grunkle Stan, how'd this all happen...?
Stan: So I was hammering signs put back when the sky started vomiting nightmares. I listen to a lot of a.m. radio, so I knew what this meant: the end of the world. What I didn't expect was what happened next. Turns out whatever you and my brother did to the shack with your unicorn voodoo made the crazy place invincible to weirdness.
Dipper: Of course, the unicorn spell! That's why this is the only place Bill's magic can't touch!
Stan: That's when possum breath over here shows up leading a bunch of injured stragglers through the forest. They needed a place to stay, and since the mayor got captured I elected myself to Facto-Chief! The plans to stay in here and eat brown meat until we run out, *trying to whisper* then I vote we eat the gnomes.
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Life In Gravity Falls (dipper x reader)
FanfictionYou're a girl who lives and works at the Mystery Shack after you're whole family mysteriously disappears and Stan Pines takes you under his wing. One summer, his niece and nephew come to stay. Along with the twins, you discover many mysteries, inclu...
