Your POV
We were in the living room watching tv, Stan's favorite show Cash Wheel.
Announcer: *from tv* Ladies and gentleman, we now return to Cash Wheel!!! Sponsored by Chipackers!!! The chip flavored crackers!!!
Mabel: They taste just like chips!!! *eats a chipacker*
Competitor 1: *spins the wheel which lands in cash shower*
Announcer: Congratulations, you're taking a-
Announcer and Stan: Cash Shower!!!
Competitor 1: *starts laughing and collecting money as it falls on him*
Competitor 2: *takes a few dollars*
Competitor 1: *punches the second competitor and pushes away the third*
Stan: I like that guy's style!
Soos: *enters* Mr. Pines, we got tourists at nine o'clock!!! A whole busload of'm!!!
Stan: (y/n) get my suit!!!
After he gets dressed we all go to the gift shop.
Stan: Hot tamales, it's a jackpot!!! Soos, make some new attractions!!!
Soos: You got it, boss! *sticks a wolf head to a chicken body*
Stan: Wendy, mark up those prices!!! The higher the better!!!
Wendy: *takes a marker and writes a zero next to the two*
Stan: Higher!!!
Wendy: *writes another zero*
Stan: Bleed them dry!!! *laughs*
Dipper: Yeesh, Grunkle Stan, it's like when you look at tourist all you see are wallets with legs!
Stan: That's not true. *looks out the window*
You: *whisper at Dipper* He needs new glasses.
You and Dipper: *laugh quietly*
Stan: Clean up on the front lawn!
Dipper: *sighs as he picks up a bucket and mop, then goes outside*
He started giving tours, I just walked around making sure everything was... well, ready to be sold. I hadn't seen Dipper in a while though. I started to wonder where he had gone.
Stan: Ladies and gentle tourists, looking around my Mystery Shack you'll see many wondrous roadsides attractions. Be amazed at the only known photo of a horse riding another horse!!! *points at the picture* That's... that's pretty good.
Tourists: *stare in amazement and take pictures*
Stan: *goes to a curtain* Be astonished by the horrible preteen wolf boy!!! *opens the curtain* Oh, oh look at him!!! All that hair!!! His body's changing, ah!!!!
Dipper: *takes out his fake fangs* Grunkle Stan, is this demeaning.
Stan: What? I don't know de-meaning of that word!
Stan and Tourists: *laugh*
No. Way. Dipper was there, wearing some strange wolf outfit, his face red in embarrassment. He looked at me with a "Help me!!!" look, but I just tried to hold in my laughter. He then gave me an "I'm gonna kill you!!!" look and I gave a playful smirk as I hid my laughter with all my being.
Stan: If you throw money at him, he dances!
Tourists: *throw money at Dipper*
Dipper: *does an awkward dance*
YOU ARE READING
Life In Gravity Falls (dipper x reader)
FanfictionYou're a girl who lives and works at the Mystery Shack after you're whole family mysteriously disappears and Stan Pines takes you under his wing. One summer, his niece and nephew come to stay. Along with the twins, you discover many mysteries, inclu...
