"A-ah! Kacchan where are we going?" He looked at me with wide eyes. "I dunno? Where do you wanna go nerd" I looked back at him with an angry expression, his big beautiful eyes were the perfect shade of green to go with his hair, the way his freckles on both cheeks were almost perfectly symmetrical, his green hair in certain lighting looked slightly darker on the inside but the tips of his hair still had it's original green colour, the way he laughed.. God his laugh was like a symphony to my ears. Everything about him is fucking perfec- "Uh-umm.. Kacchan?" His stutters are so fucking adorable,"Kacchan?!" I suddenly realise that i was staring at the shitnerd and.. What was i thinking?! GODDAMNIT MIND I'M NOT GAY
I'm. Not. Fucking. Gay. For. Deku
"KACCHAN!"
"what do you want shitty nerd?"
"you-you've been just staring at me for almost two minuets now." He looked really confused, fücking nerd. "Whatever just follow me idiot" he nervously nodded his head and followed behind me. "Hey Kacchan?" what does the shitnerd want this time? "what?" I clearly sounded annoyed but I was really more nervous, lately all I've been was nervous and angry towards damn Deku "C-can you let go of my arm? It's starting to hurt.."
"yeah yeah sure" I quickly let go of his arm "shit Deku.." all I saw was a red mark from where i grabbed his arm, I must've grabbed too tight "Oh! Kacchan! It's okay! It didn't hurt that bad!" he looked really apologetic even though I was the one that hurt him. "Bullshit.. here just grab my damn hand and let's keep walking" I looked away trying to hide my blush. "Dammit why am I blushing.." i muttered to myself. "What was that Kacchan?" I looked up to see deku with this smug ass look on his face. "N-NOTHING! JUST GRAB MY DAMN HAND!" I stared at him as he started to blush "Okay Kacchan" he smiled. That damn smile. It makes me melt and just fall apart.
~time skip brought to you by the gay Authors~
"Let go of my damn hand Deku we're here." He quickly lets go of my hand and looks around. "It's the park we used to play at when we were younger.. Kacchan why did you bring me here?" he looks up and me with big eyes "The sunset looks pretty from here." he simply nods and sits down on a nearby bench. I walk over to the nerd and sit down. "Hey Kacchan.. thanks for deciding to hang out with me today, I mean you didn't have to and everything but you still decided-" "you're muttering again Deku." this damn nerd trails off in thought too much. "Ah I didn't even notice! I'm sorry!" he looks really apologetic.. dammit he's cute "Don't apologise shitnerd, and anyways the only reason I even took you along was because I had nothing better to do so dont fucking flatter yourself." He seemed hurt by what I said and looked away quickly, fuck fuck that's not what I wanted why am I so bad at expressing myself. "And I guess I wanted to fix our fucking broken friendship." His eyes suddenly lit up and I couldn't help but blush. "Does this mean you wanna be friends again Kacchan!" he practically yelled it in excitement. "Sure, whatever nerd" he was beaming "BUT DON'T GET ME WRONG I'M STILL YOUR DAMN RIVAL!!" he giggled and stared up at me "Okay Kacchan! I'm.. glad we're friends again.." he starts to tear up. "Fucking sensitive Izu- Deku.. why are you crying?" he looked astonished as I realised what I just said "di-did you almost call me by my actual name?!!" fuck fuck fuck "fuck no!" I looked back at him and be was still smiling, damn it why does he have to be cute when he smiles.. no homo "We should do something to commemorate this moment!.. like a picture.. or.. uh..." he starts mumbling of different things we could do. I decided to grab his green bunny out of his grip and put it near me "What are you doing Kacchan!? That's mine!" he tried grabbing it back but I blocked his arms from reaching it, I take my red bear and throw at him. "Here. These bears can be a symbol to remember this stupid day of friendship or whatever, happy now?" he looks at me and then hugs the red bear plushie tightly. I check my phone to see that it's 8pm. "Hey it's getting late we should head home." him and I stand up and start walking until we walk by a black couch on the side of the road. "Hey Kacchan what's that?" he points at something on the couch and i move closer to get a better look. Holy shit
"It's a dildo." he looked up at me with a confused look on his face "What's that Kacchan?" does this nerd nOT KNOW WHAT A DILDO IS. "ARE YOU SERIOUS RIGHT NOW NERD!?" he looked extra confused now, damnit this kid is too pure. "What? What did I do? What is it!" he starts to get slightly frustrated.
he looks cute when he's angry.
"I- it doesn't matter, just put it back already and stop touching it!" I look at him holding the dildo touching it and poking it to see what it could possibly do. "It looks like it could be a toy.. is it a toy Kacchan?" what do I do.. i could tell him to put it down or...
"Yeah i guess you could call it a toy" he continues to poke it and then shoves it in my arms "GROSS YOU DON'T KNOW WHERE THAT COULD HAVE BEEN!" "But kacchan you said it was just a toy! Take it as a gift from me to you!" I just stare down at the dildo as I start thinking of something, I quickly take out a sharpie and draw a smiley face on the tip of the dildo. After I draw it I hand it to deku who obviously thinks im a weirdo by doing this "Now it's a gift from me to you, call it dildy or something..and take good care of it." he starts to smile "Thanks kacchan!" I look at him trying to hold back all my laughter "Yeah whatever, and- pft be sure to w-wash it before you touch it again" I'm ruining deku's innocence I swear "I'll be sure to! See you tomorrow at school kacchan!" with that he leaves with the red bear I gave him and dildy, I just stared at him as he walked home innocently. He may be a useless nerd but he's my useless nerd. No homo
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This was such a shitty chapter I apologise for my sins-hitpost king
