So during my first year of middle school, I went to my best friend's house to ask if she wanted to spend the night.
Her brother answered the door and let me in. My friend went to another room to ask her mom if she could spend the night, so I'm left in the living room with her OLDER (by 2 years) brother.
He looks at me and he goes "Aww you're so cute and tiny oh my gooooosh!" and starts comparing his height to mine. Eventually he turns me around to his friend on the couch and goes "dude look at how fucking adorable she is!"
And then my friend walked in, said she couldn't go, and I ran out of the house because her brother made me very uncomfortable and my social anxiety was not ready to get called out for being vertically challenged.
