Ya know how the Rover on the moon is all alone and sings itself happy birthday every year? Sad. Why don't they give them a companion?
Is Canada even real? Why doesn't Canada ever get in war? Who decided to give you guys bags of milks? Why bags instead of gallons?
How come every year classes feel like they're just re-educating the same thing you should've learned last year no matter what type of class you're in and then they slop a small hunk of extra stuff you'll "learn" the next year?
How come it feels like you never even know about any place that exists until some crisis happens there?
Who and why did they decide to name a song in Mania "Stay Frosty Royal Milk Tea"? What were you on?
Do you think Brendon decided to rock high heels because Sarah was like "Brendon, I bet you won't wear these heels for the day" and he was just like "Pshhh bet"?
My puppy randomly sits his waist awkwardly on top of my dogs head and his legs kinda dangle in the air, is this normal? I've had 6 dogs and only the 2 I have know have done this, but then again it's the only time I've had more than one dog at once.
Maybe Tyler Joseph was at Forever 21, saw the floral cardigan and was like "Hey Josh? Would I look good in that? Would it match my aesthetic?" and then just bought it without thinking about it after that moment?
You'd think that at some point either IPhone or Android phones would look at Nokia phones and just be like "Well damn, we should make our phones that indestructible without a case" or "Man, we really fucking need to have that much unlimited storage on our products"
Fortnite seemed like one of those memes that everyone made famous because it's just ironic and the game is stupid ass shit until it takes your loved ones by storm and that's all they want to do.
I doubt Justin Beiber even knew half of the words in Despacito when he started singing it.
I hate watching the ending of Big Hero 6 because sometimes it hits me that even though it's meant to be super emotional with Baymax's "death", I remember that Baymax is a robot incapable of emotion and he's just doing what he's programmed to do and it ruins the mood.
Sometimes I feel like a real Veronica Sawyer because honestly a lot of the people outsiders associate me as friends with are just people I either hate or just don't directly interact with but I'm still seen with a lot since I stay in this group for like 4 or 5 people I guess.
Why can I watch any funny movie or play a scary game without reacting but if I'm with someone suddenly every emotion possible is present?
How come Disney Channel hardly ever plays Wall-E? It's so fucking rare that in my memory I only recall it being played twice ever. Come on it's a good movie.
"I'll stop wearing black when they make a darker color" Thank you Pete for understanding that most of your fan base is edgy, angsty teens.
I wish "Hooked On A Feeling" wasn't dead since "Guardians Of The Galaxy" isn't a hot new movie.
So there's weeb's meaning to insult a white person obsessed with anime or Asian culture to the point of imitation, but what about other races? And if you are Asian, what do you get called if you're obsessed with U.S. cartoons?
How did an African American woman and blue demon make a grey Marceline in Adventure Time? Was it radiation from the mushroom war? Was it a skin disease? Is Marceline's skin affected by the fact that even though she is half demon, her father only gave her the power to suck souls?
