Left or Right

Relationship or relation-boat

Hey everyone☺. I hope everyone is doing great. First and foremost I want to acknowledge our absence and apologise for any inconvenience we might have caused. The reason, basically, is the same as always - school - just a bit more severe than usual - exams - so really we're sorry.

Anyway I'm sure uu read the title and thought gosh can she be any cheesier?..yes, yes I can but before any shade is thrown my way, please hear me out. So we were discussing relationships as girls in the hostel/dormitory and one of my friends was like "guys, I want a relation-boat not a relationship because ships carry too many people". 😅Yeah yeah I know, very cheesy but it got me thinking, it's very true that "ships" carry too many people because nowadays people think it be cool to invite others into a relationship. Now guys please help me understand, is not a romantic relationship supposed to be a two way thing like a connection between 2 people? Like, maybe it's just me looking to my own morals but hasn't anyone ever told uu that 1 is spoilt, 2 is perfect, 3 is a crowd, 4 is a congregation?

Okay okay let's not be judgemental, there are some people that are into open relationships and believe that its "healthy" and "cleanses the soul" like a not-so-guilty pleasure..but then that's what I have a problem with, what's the point of going out with someone when uu know that they're going to be with someone else every other niite😐. Clearly there are no feelings attached and thus it cannot be classified as a relationship. Unfortunately words like polygamy and cheating cannot be used because they already have their own definitions therefore society decided to name permitted cheating "open relationship"😊. But lemme enlighten uu, yes uu that is in an "open relationship", being in one of those is like inventing alcohol free teqiulla or a butter knife - pointless. I mean why would uu get alcohol free tequila if the tequila of it is known for its high alcohol levels?! It just doesn't make any sense to me.

Well I kinda got carried away with the last point there, but here is what I really wanted to address: third wheels, more especially the voluntary ones. Uhm guys and girls everybody knows how desperate a person can be for love but that doesn't mean uu have to stalk couples like uu're a creep..bruh😐
seriously it can become super uncomfortable especially when they don't know how to tell your bored ass to leave because uu're just that clingy. Okay, maybe that's a bit far but I've been meaning to tell all third wheelers to get a book, a bae, a bed or a life because people do not appreciate uu. Honestly😑 uu aren't funny or anything...I would understand if the couple had invited uu but if uu invite yourself like your next-door neighbours invite themselves to your uncle's wedding, then sweety there's something wrong. Like the title, a "relation-boat" is what is needed because obviously some people do not understand what a relationship entails. My godness, how the hell do uu expect to get your own if uu keep hanging around them couples like there's something that they're going to give uu, like uu're a freakin' swinger😕. Get yourself a life, if uu don't wanna please don't be a nuisance, up in here tryna wreck people's boats, yeah cuz uu would make them ships (3 is a crowd remember).

Phew😅finally some relief, anyway I know that some readers have totally different views and I do not want to hinder anyone from voicing their opinions, in fact I wanna hear/read uu guys' opinions. Leave your views in the comments section about relationships, relation-boats and third wheels. Love uu all.

Note: Every single piece of shade we throw in this book and any other is purely in the name of humor and not to offend anyone at all. Please DO NOT get offended by anything, if uu by any chance do we apologise in advance😘😘.