Have you ever wanted to fry something but don't have a fryer? Have you ever wanted to pay only $4.99 to fry any food you wanted? Have you ever wanted a foot massage while getting those sweet deals? Well if you said yes to any of these questions come on down to jones bbq and foot massage.
You will get quality service while also getting a (somewhat) professional foot massage. And if you pay a little extra you'll get a foot massage in one of our favorite sauces. You know all those European foods you always eat? Well bring them down and we'll fry them in our famous 20 year old frying oil. Bring down a chicken and we'll fry the legs, the feathers, and even the BEAK!
So come on down to jones bbq and foot
massage. You won't regret it. (You will).
(Jones bbq and foot massage is not responsible for injury, sickness, or death from uncooked food to the 20 year old frying oil. Eat at your own risk. Better yet just cook at home. (We are saying this cause no one reads the bottom of the ad oh wait u just read it. Forget what we said). Come on down today!)
