YOU ARE READING JOKES! Humor Read the title #funny #haha #hilarious #insults #jokes #laugh #random #true Resturaunt 208 16 2 by LittleMissMickey by LittleMissMickey Follow Share Post to Your Profile Share via Email Report Story Send Send to Friend Share Post to Your Profile Share via Email Report Story Waiter: Would you like a table today? Guy: No, not at all. We came here to eat on the floor. Carpet for 5.