Kid: You're not batman!
Me: No-one said I was batman. I'm just sayin' you're probably not gonna see us in the same room together.
THIS IS SO ME!!! I ACTUALLY DID THIS LOL
JOKES!
Table of contents-
Robber
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Resturaunt
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What do you call...
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Parents logic
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Bad Boy
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Not long enough
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Bed sheets
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Take a knife
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Do you like me?
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SeaFood
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Gravity
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Ex
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Cats
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Your the principle
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Math
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Which side?
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Sky not Sky
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Don't argue with kids
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Its Rosy!
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You're already one
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Cereal
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1 mistake
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YOLO
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Take what you touch
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Ninja
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IN YO FACE
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outta your league.
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Just sayin'...
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Mommy, I know what it is.
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Well played
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Exactly
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Work no more
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↗️AUTHORS NOTE ABOVE↖️
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::HAPPY THANKSGIVING::
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Stop playing with it
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Look on the bright side
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I didn't do it!
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Pickup line ;) ~for guys~
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Thats what she said
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Idiot
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PJ's
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Nice people
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Pickle Cucumber and Penis
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