Prologue
I was walking intensely down the street, and i was trying to find a successful mate. So I started bumping into people, and then I accidentally bumped someone into the street. A car ran him over and I really didn't feel like getting caught, so I twerked away while trying to get away from the cops. When I got home, I sat on the couch and started to watch T.V. and saw that they were looking for me on the News channel. I've never been to jail before, and i didn't plan on ever going.
I twerked up to the Helicopter pad on the roof, and a Helicopter magically appeared. "Wait, i can summon things by twerking. Woah!?" I didn't know how to fly a helicopter. So i looked at the instruction manual and it said, "To get started, you have to get started." I nodded because i understood what it meant. It meant.... That i had to win at my twerk off in DDR. Two DDR mats appeared, as well as a wild Miley Cyrus. All of a sudden i heard an Announcer voice saying, "Let the games begin!" We both started to furiously twerk while maintaining eye contact. While I was twerking, Miley Cyrus fell onto another Helicopter and as i was flying away in mine, hers was right behind mine. The announcer shouted, "Wow, what strange turn of events. I think i'll call this one Fast and Furious 7: The twerk off will never end!" I started laughing at that, because it was really clever. I looked behind me, to see Miley Cyrus' Helicopter not there anymore.
I have finally won, as well as arrived at my destination. I stop twerking and walked out of the helicopter. I was kind of thirsty so i went to the nearest coffee shop. I need to get refreshed my twerk off. So i ordered some coffee and then told the clown behind the register, "I'm so sorry kind clown. I have to admit that i am broke. But i still have something that you will want." The clown looked kind of confused about it. But then i did i was born to do. I climbed up on the counter, and started to twerk. Everybody's mouths hung open. Then out of nowhere, Sugar flew off of the shelves and started to choke people. I hopped off the counter and grabbed my coffee and twerked out the window smashing it.
