Chapter 5
♥♥♥ The Journey Begins ♥♥♥
I walked to the front desk located at the front in the County Jail. “I need to speak with the fish.” The lady said, “Oh that kid? Um, yeah we kind of made him change costumes. He’s in a different scene now so we thought it would be for the best for him to change.” I nodded because I understood what she meant. I went to the Visitation Station. I saw him, but the Lady at the front desk was correct. He had a different costume. He was a pumpkin this time. It looked like it was difficult for him to sit down on the chair and the other prison peeps were getting furious at all the space he was taking. We both grabbed the phone at the same time, but I looked all serious and he looked content with the current state he was in. “Why so serious?” He asked me through the phone and I looked at him with a crooked smile. I viciously said, “Tell me what you know!” I looked shocked because the whole time we knew each other i was just a nice little pipsqueak patty. He threw his hands in the ayer and then said into the phone that was now hanging on the wall, “It was the Muffin Man! I think he lives on Drury Lane!” I nodded and then left, walking in slow motion and put on my shades like they do in all those new hip movies. I unlocked my Black and Red 2005 Mustang GT and drove off to get my sidekicks. When I arrived at my destination I walked into the building. I pointed at my 3 sidekicks. My ex best friend looked at me with puppy dog eyes but i just ignored him. They got into my Cool car and we drove off. “Okay, so if you guys are going to help me, we all need nicknames for each other.” We finally figured it out after all of the stupid comments. The other girl was Swagatron 420, the gay guy was Blaze, and the last one was YoloSweg. We started to drive off to Drury Lane aka the house that the person accused lived, but we were almost out of gas so we had to stop at the nearest gas station that was 34 miles away. As I was putting gas into the car, Yolosweg got offended by the term gas, so I had to call it CarJuice, Swagatron 420 wanted 10 potatoes for the road, and Blaze was hitting on the clerk. I gave Swagatron 420 20 bucks to get what she needed and then we were on our way to Drury Lane.
We continued our journey to find the Muffin Man, but just sitting in the car was boring so we decided to make it more interesting. All Yolosweg wanted to do was talk about poop, which caused us to almost throw him out of the car. Blaze was just looking at cute boys on instagram and talking about how they are “cuties.” Swagatron 420 and I were eating the potatoes, but they were raw, which was no problem for us because we are true Irish people. Eventually to drown out the noise of Yolosweg and Blaze we turned on the radio. The Whisper Song came on, Swagatron 420 and I were singing that entire song even though it was creepy that we knew all the words. Finally after hours of driving, listening to stories about poop, seeing pictures of people, and singing the Whisper Song we finally arrived. I walked up to the front door and knocked. The rest of the gang were behind me all frightened. “Hi I’m looking for the muffin man.” I said showing the guy my ‘Twerking’ badge. He had a sad look on his face and replied, “Oh him? He’s like 4 more houses to the left of this one.” I looked skeptically at him, also questioning what he meant by left. “My left, or your left?” He pointed to the left he meant and we got back into the car. I knocked on the door the guy from 4 houses down told me to go. The guy opened the door, “I’m looking for the muffin man.” The guy gestured for me to go inside and guided me toward the kitchen. “Ooh a muffin!” The gang and I started to eat the muffin equally because we are all friendly like that. The guy walked into the kitchen, “What happened that muffin right there?” We all looked at each other and then looked back at him, “Did you guys eat HIM?!” We all started to scream in terror.
“Oh no! I’M SO SCARED!” Blaze shouted.
“ME TOOOOOO!” Swagatron 420 added to his comment.
“I hope you realize that you guys are going to go into a deep sleep soon that’ll last for a long time because that’s usually what happens when you go into a deep sleep. Like it’ll be a long time. Like why didn’t you guys just wait for me to ask the questions to him. Like i’m a certified muffin whisperer. Like come on guys.” The creepily insane long bearded guy told us. Right when he finished, his long speech came true…
