Chapter 4
♥♥♥ The next morning ♥♥♥
“Wow what a weird dream.” I thought. I made some coffee, put it in a cup, and then i threw it away before drinking it. I was questioning my mental health at this point. So I looked in the phone book for the phone number for Crazy Phils Mental Hospital. I called and they said that there were a bunch of rooms open because about 9 people escaped last week. I was excited because, well why wouldn’t someone be excited about this? I twerked to the Hospital and checked in. I walked into the big living room they had. I saw a bunch of people doing their own thing. People came and took my bags to my room as I examined the room. I saw a guy drawing a bunch of gross stuff on an easel, I heard a girl screaming, and also a guy hitting on other guys. It finally popped into my head, “These people look so familiar”. I thought. Then I realized that these people were in my dream. “OMGG! YOU GUYS ARE THE ONES THAT BROUGHT ME HERE. Look at me thinking that there is something wrong with me! But nOooooOooo it was you guys that tricked me in the dream I had last night! How is-” I was cut off by people in band tees carrying me away to my room. They said, “Okay, that’s enough play time for you today.” I sat in my bed sulking as they locked me in there. I stood up from my bed and started to bang my head on the wall and I started to say, “These voices, make them stop”. II walked towards the door and I heard people talking to me from the other side. “It’s ok. We’re not supposed to be here either. My parents thought that this was a weird summer camp and they left me here for Christmas.” I heard a girly man voice say. A different voice starts to talk, “See any cute bois around here?” I thought to myself for a second, “I’ve never had any gay friends before, how do I even?” I shook my head no, but then I stopped because I knew they couldn’t see me from the other side of the door. My door opened and then the flabby armed emo guards said sternly, “Okay. You seemed to have calmed down now.” I walked out of my room and sat down on the floor in the living room. I heard the girl start to sing, “There’s sOmEthIng aBoUT YoU gIRl.” I looked at her weird. A guy walked into the room where we were sitting and judged, “That’s a no from me.” He then walked away. I looked at the ceiling and I recognized that saying. It said, “To get started, you have to get started”. I realized that that saying was my only hope. I stood up, and started to twerk. The doors flew open, and I saw a bright light. As I was twerking I looked at my new friends. “Go to the light, it’s your last chance.” They all said at the same time. I walked out the door looking back at them. I waved Goodbye and I also might have shed a couple million tears before I left them in there. I ran like a turtle back home and locked all of my doors and windows. I put a dresser in front of the one door that lead to the outside world of Narnia. My phone started to ring. So I answered it. It was one of the emo guards, “Baby come back!” I looked out the window and replied, “Look, I came out today to have a good time, and i’m honestly feeling so attacked right now. You guys locked me in a room, took away my toys at one point, and I feel offended. So Bye. By the way, you are so not my friend anymore.” I threw my phone on the ground and started to stomp on it. I put the dresser back where it came from, and unlocked the doors and windows. Then set off on my journey to get information from the Creepy Costume Kid.
