Welcome To The Fckn Family

History Is F'd Up

Revali

I've been thinking

lonkdonk

A dangerous pastime

Revali

Stop while you're ahead

Anyway I was wondering why there are no bird/fish/rock people anymore

Getmiphed

Same!! I wanna be a fish and swim around

Zeldz

You already swim around

Like a lot

Getmiphed

I wanna breathe underwater

Revali

There are hylians and gerudo but no one else

ROCKNROLL

They say if you go into the mountains you can hear gorons still working

Some people have even seen them!

This summer we should go see if we can find some!

lonkdonk

so they're like bigfoot

theyte cryptids????

i like cryptiieds

Revali

They'te??? Crypiieds???

lonkdonk

Stop

Revali

Learn to spell

Mombosa

Kids,,, refrain

It is weird that there are no rito or zora

I suppose the jury is still out on gorons

Zelda? Do you know?

Zeldz

There was a civil war a few years after the calamity was defeated

I think that's the reason why

But I'll have to check

Maybe we can mention it in our presentation

Getmiphed

That's a good idea!

Revali

Anyone wanna meet at the library to research?

I honestly have nothing better to do

Zeldz

I honestly wish I could

My dad is dragging me to church

He wants me to "Become More In Tune With Hylia And The Golden Goddesses"

lonkdonk

i dont have to go lol

so yea sure

Zeldz

I hate you for that

Revali

Anyone else?

Mombosa

Sorry, I've got work

Getmiphed