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Your reaction to meeting a pasta

Aquarius:Jeff: Go to sleep...

Reader: It's the weekend so...fuck no


Pisces: Clockwork your time is up!

Reader: Good to know.


Aries: Issac: the one and only.

Reader: The one and only what?

Issac: Never mind. 


Taurus: Lj: I like trains.

Reader: what the fuc- oh shit!!!


Gemini: Toby: You stupido!

Reader: Well i guess that makes two of us!


Libra: Reader: Hello there kid.

Sally: Hello mother fucker ( OMG Sally language!)


Leo:  Ej: Just empty sockets.

REader: i'm empty inside.

Ej: Well played.

Reader: Thanks bud. See ya.

Ej: bye....notice me senpai!


Virgo: Frankie: Your worth money..i kill people for money.

Reader: Bitch i hope the fuck you do.

Frankie: And i thought Lj and Will were annoying.


Scorpio: Ben: GIVE IT BACK!!

Reader: I will give you back the Doritos if you stop trying to kill me ya dwarf.

Ben: Okay!! I need the Doritos to live!!


Cancer:  Suicide Sadie: I'm going to kill you.

Reader: I don't give a fuck.


Capricorn: Slenderman: Give me those damn pages back.

Reader: Don't kill me.

Slenderman: OKay. *gets pages and stabs you*

Reader: Lying facelesss fuck.


Sagittarius: Dark Link: Hey there hottie.*perv face*

Reader: i have a boyfriend.

Dark Link: Where? * Link comes in*

Link: Hey babe. Dark.....

Dark Link: Fuck......

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