Me: So Isaac took my computer and was reading through some comments on this. A lot were directed towards a lot of people hating him so now....Isaac: WHERE ARE THEY I'LL FUCKING KILL THEM!?!
Me: *hugs Isaac* don't kill them.
Isaac: They need to die!
Me: Don't worry Senpai I still love you!
Isaac: I'm not your senpai-
Me: Listen hear you Bayard your my senpai and if you think you can escape me then you have the wrong idea. I will tie you to a chair and mentally torture you until your mind is broken and you love me.
Isaac: 0_o
Me: I swear if you touch any other girl I will rip them apart and make you watch.
Other pasta's: Author wtf?
Me: Don't touch my senpai.
Isaac: For the last time I'm not you-
Me: *Holds knife up to his throat* Shut up if you know what's good for you. *smiles insanely*Hoodie: Well she snapped. Isaac your fucked.
Isaac: 0_o * internally screaming*
