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I was out having lunch with Milly since she was finally back from the honey moon and we were eating at TGIF.Her treat.I was on my two hour lunch break from the office as Milly laughed at me.
"Bitch if you don't get your fake freak ass outta here."Milly told me. "Im being serious I would ride his face from the moon and back."I said as I ate one of my fries.See I was one of those freaky virgins,the one always talking about having sex and doing freaky stuff.Knowing damn well I've never been aten out,fingered,or have my cherry popped,and ain never kiss no one,well maybe in my elementary shool days I was a thot than. "Bitch please you run from dick, 32 and still a virgin we need to get you some dick immediately,how about you ask your boss to dick you down."She said wiggling her eyebrows and I sipped my sprire real quick as I thought of Mr.Easton. That man was the definition of fine.From his head to his toes.Even his ears were sexy and guys with beard just get me going.And he had the sexiest eyes they were like cats eyes.Damn that man just ugghh.
"No I wouldn't want to mix business with pleasure,plus you know I'm to awkward for a relationship."I said sighing as I rolled my eyes.Yes I looked liked every mans dream but on the inside I was every mans nightmare,awkward,shy,daddy issues,boring,and again awkward.Plus im selfish sometimes I can't help but put my self first.I always thought I was kinda narcissistic and that was a turn off too many men.
"That's only cus you keep over thinking things,you never just know how to go with the flow."Milly said eating one of her ribs as her eyes scanned the restaurant. "Ohhh there's a fioneee man over there eyeing you sis."Milly said. I sighed rolling my eyes. "I don't even care about getting a man's attention anymore,it doesn't matter cus like my momma said im destined to be lonely."I said dramatically as I draped my hand over my head like I was acting. And Milly shook her head at me. "Such a drama queen." "Enough about me and my non-existent love life,how was the honey moon?"I asked as I smiled at her. "Girl it was everything,we walked the beach,and the scenery was just ughh,and we went out to dinner,than he massaged me mmmm sis and he blew my back out every night,so anyways im pregnant."She said nonchalantly. My mouth fell open. "What?!" "I know right."She said smirking. "Why aren't you worried,did you tell Tre,cus h-." "Im not worried because this is something we mutually agreed on,so I know he's going to be happy when I tell him."She said clapping her hands and I squealed excited for her. "Oh my goodness in gonna be a aunty."I squealed and she smacked her teeth. "Girl you know damn well your going to be the God mom."She told me and I smiled. "Aww."I said as I checked the time on my phone and my eye windened. "Damn it I have to go."I said grabbing my purse and phone. I still had to get Mr.East a sub from subway and make it back on time and beat traffic. "Alright see you boo."Milly said hugging me and she sat back down as I waved at her as I left out of the resteraunt.
