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💎 ~ D A V E ~ 💎
I was at home waiting for Tanya and Kiera to get back.I heard the door open and Tanya and Kiera walked in taking ofr their coats and boots.Tanya looked mad as hell.What did I do this time.
"Baby."I tried to say but she shot me a mad glare.
"Daddy look what mommy got me."Kiera said running up to me with a cage in her hands.
"Why you get her a pet rat?"
"Its a gerbil."Kiera corrected me.
"It's a Christmas present I was supposed to get for her...and this."She said with a fish tank and fish in a baggie.
I raised a eyebrow fuck was this a petting zoo?
"Alright why are you mad though?"I asked her.
And she pulled a paper out of her purse showing me picture's of my son's.
"Someone was hiding Dave.....yep that's right a fourth son,I don't know what type of sperm you got going on but after I bear these kids your wearing condoms."She said fuming.Damn four?I thought I smiled.
"We gon have a team baby."
"Get away from me David!Im pissed I got to gain weight or else I could die giving birth or they could die it's just ughhh!"She groaned in frustration as she went up the stairs and I was scared to go after her.
I seen Kiera shaking her head at me all that damn sass she unfortunately gets it from her mom.
"What?"
"You made mommy mad why did you give her four boys,why couldn't I have a sister?"She asked crossing her arms.
"I can't control it Ke you'll understand when your older,and you do have a sister she's right there."I said pointing at the gerbil and she made the face I always make when I mug somebody looking like my twin.
"Daddy stop playin."She said.I swear that girl spoke like she was older she's only four.
"Wanna do something for mommy?"I asked her and she nodded."Alright c'mon."I said getting ice cream from the freezer I made Kiera and Tanya a bowl."lets go upstairs."I suggested and I was disgusted seeing she was bringing that dirty ass rat with her.
We came in the room seeing her on the bed in her night clothes as she wiped her face sniffling.
"Don't cry mommy."Kiera said as she got in the bed and the rat ran into Tanya's lap taking a seat and began making a weird ass sound I passed Tanya a bowl of ice cream.
"Thank you and ill try to stop Ke."Tanya told her as she ate ice cream and I tried to ignore the gerbil staring at me with big beady eyes.
I mugged it I was ready to toss it or flush it honestly.
"Why are you crying?"I asked her.
"Cus im scared David...im someone's fiance now im getting married, my parents im just so dang confused about,im going to be a mother Dave,who is ever really ready to become a parent?"She asked shaking her head as she kept eating her ice cream.And I was gettin mad when that rodent ran up to me like I fucked with him.
"I know that's why we gonna take this one step at a time, make sure your healthy to give birth your not alone im gonna help you."I said hugging her and she smiled.
"Thank you for not being a dead beat dad and after I have them we are done no more."I nodded that's what she thinks ill poke a hole in the condom,if I want a team im gettin my team.I was ready to slap that uglay ass rat out of my bed and Tanya could tell so she grabbed it up real quick.
"Don't even think about it, don't hurt Dave."She said and I got irritated.
"Why yall name it Dave?"
"I didn't Kiera did she said it looks like you."Tanya told me as she chuckled.
"Kiera you think I look like this rat?"
"Yes you and the gerbil could be brothers."She said as she ate her ice cream."Wow you hurt my feelings."She shrugged."At least I don't tell lies."She replied and Tanya started laughing.
"Daddy you wanna hear a joke mommy told me today?"She asked.
"Whats the joke?"
"Okay so..why was the baby jelly sad?"She asked.
"I don't know why."
"Cus its parent's were stuck in a jam!"She said and she started laughing like she was possessed or sum shit.The joke wasn't funny but Kiera had contagious laughter so it made me laugh watching her roll in the bed.
I stopped laughing hearing......Dave make that noise again like he was tryin to communicate and all Tanya did was smile at him.
"Awww I like this Dave better."She said holding him up.I am tired of gettin disrespected in my home.
"Really?"
"Yeah but you got that good dick."She whispered in my ear making me smirk.
"I do?"
"Mhmm."
"Ill give you some tonight than."
"Alright....minute man."She joked and I ignored her.The other night I couldn't help it but I just kept cummin I was trying to hold it but I don't know what the hell is in Tanya's pussy but it is no joke that's the real sunken place.
After two attempts I got it right though.
"You ain gonna be sayin all that tonight."I said lowly back.
"Prove me wrong than."She said and I smirked as we watched tv.
They were talking about celebrity crushes.
As Dave rested on Kiera as she fell asleep and me and Tanya spooned at the top of the bed.
"Who's your celebrity crush?"She asked.
"Uhh Justine Sky."
"She's beautiful thought you was gonna say Nicki Minaj or some shit."She snickered.
"Nah I like women for they personalities, and I love yours but all that ass is just a bonus."I said groping her and she smirked.
"Who's yours?"I asked back interested in the type of men she was into.
"Meek Mill, I got a thing for ugly niggas."She said and I sat up.
"Am I ugly?"I asked.
"No of course not....but baby let me trim that unibrow and your gonna be looking so good."She said.
"Lemee shave your moustache and ill think about it."I retorted and all she did was laugh not thinking anything of it cus we both knew she didn't have a moustache.
"Are you hurt?"She asked and I shook my head."But it's okay I love you and that caterpillar on your forehead."She said kissing me on the lips as she bit my lip.
"Why don't you go put Dave in his cage and Kiera in her room..so you can back up what you were saying earlier."She said gripping me through my shorts.
"Aight but I am not touchin that rat Tanya."
"Don't talk about Dave like that he's harmless."She assured me.
And I sighed getting up as I went to go pick it up and that shit started screeching at me.
"What the fuck?Oh no see this shit gotta go ain ready to yell at me like that in my house."I said shaking my head as I picked it up and ran down the stairs holding it as I put it in it's cage and locked it as I went to go wash my hands disgusting thing.
I went to go pick Kiera up and take her to her room.
"Good night Ke."I said tucking her in and kissing her on her forehead.I left out going to me and Tanya's room and she was laid up in the bed neaked.
"Oh you ready?"I asked as I locked the door and began taking my shorts off.
"Like lil Ceasers im hot and ready."
