Obnoxiously Handsome [Yoonmin]

Chapter Four

Jimin pov

"What about that guy." Tae said pointing to maybe the one hundredth one since we came in here ten minutes ago.

Me and Taehyung were sat on the stairs drinks in hand. I had berly anything, while Tae got acquainted with a beer can. All the meanwhile we were hard at work as Tae pointed out different potential hook ups.

"I don't know he's too tall." I said with a sigh.

"What about that one."

"His teeth are really yellow I bet his breeth stinks."

Tae groaned. "Okay well the guy over there looks pretty hot."

"Are you kidding me? His eyes are way too far apart." I said in disgust. "You're picking them out too fast. Are you even looking at Hobi's list."

"Oh I stopped looking at that ages a go."

"We've been here for eleven minutes!" I accidentally shouted catching the stares of other partygoers.

"Well mabye if you just went up there and I don't know tried talking to people yourself, we wouldnt be in this situation."

"Come on Tae, I don't even know what I'd say."

"I don't know just try one of those classic pick up lines like; Hey I'm Jimin, did you fall from heaven cause I want you dick inside my jibooty."

I punched his shoulder in horror and cring. "You know what let's go back to doing things as we were."

"Fine but will you try to be a little less judgey this time."

I nodded my head with persistents.

"Okay." Tae looked around the room with more care this time. "How about him."

I held my breath trying really hard not to judge but I couldn't help myself.

"But his bangs are uneven!"

Tae banged his head into the wall. "Why-do-I-still-put-up-with-this-shit." he said in between bangs.

"Because we're besties and you love me." I said with a smile.

"Oh yeah true, I forgot." He said standing up.

"Where are you going?" I questioned.

Tae stretched as he spoke. "To take a shit. You're making me constipated."

"I didn't need to know that, bitch."

"But I told you anyways, bitch" he responded before evaporating into the crowed.

I sat there on the stairs waiting for Tae to return. I ended up sipping off of my practicaly untouched solo cup of soju. In the time it took me to finish it all Taehyung had still not returned.

I sighed eventually decided it was time to go find him and perhaps get something else to drink while I was up.

I headed to the bathroom discouraged to hear the sound of moans and pants. 

I swear to jisoos if that boy is in there getting fucked.

I pulled the door opened to the sight of not Tae but one brown haired dimple faced boy raming into a older dark haired boy.

"Do you fucking knock!" the older hissed. Causing me to immediately slam the door shut.

"I'm sorry!" I yelled from behind the closed door before running for my life. Damn it that was all Tae's fault for abandoning me.

I looked to see that a good deal of the party had fled outside by Hoseok's pool. I followed the crowed in hopes of finding my best friend. Mosty so I could beat him up.