Our Land of Imagination

Cake!

"You do?"

"Yeah! I met your shadow and she was the one that opened the portal and-"

"Oh. My. God!"

"I know, right? I can't believe she did that!"

"I'm sorry, did you say something Liv? I was paying attention to that triple layered cake over there and became hungry. Then, I saw a waffle. Now I'm even more hungry."

"*facepalms* So you didn't hear anything I just said?"

"Hmm, let me think... No."

"Argh! You. Are. So. Frustrating! Anyway, she has the ability to open a new portal and get us home! All we have to do is persuade her to help us out! Christina? Hello?"

"Hang on, you can repeat the entire thing when I come back with the cake because I didn't pay attention to you. I was thinking of ways I could sneak away from you and go eat cake."

"Really? Again?"

The look on your face when you said that was PRICELESS!

Yeah, yeah... Just keep the story going...

Ok...

So I went to go eat cake while Liv was just standing there, thinking about how short my attention span is.

"Hey, Liv! This cake is greaaaaaaaaat!"

"Christina? I think we should go now..."

"OK! Wait a second!"

As I tried to lift the cake up with my two arms, Liv crossed her arms and scowled.

"You do know that this won't help with your eczema, right?"

"(muffled)Wha?"

"Nevermind... Just don't blame me when you die of blood loss."

So I found a bag and kicked off a piece of the world, which then turned into a pixel. And we all know, pixels are cubes, right? So I used the pixel as a box for the cake and then put it in the bag. The box was being used to carry the cake. Liv looked reeeally mad. And by reeeally, I mean as in "I think I'm going to kill something soon" mad.

"Christina!"

"I know! I know! Just let me finish this slice!"

"Can you act like a normal human for once?"

"Excuse me? I am special! #WattPride!!!"

"You know you're in a WattPad story, right?"

"#WattPride! #WATTPRIDE! HASH-FREAKING-TAG WATTPRIDE!"

"OK! I get it! Calm down!"

So I continued eating my cake.

Time Skip?

Yes! Time Skip! I want to kill you!

Calm down!

Time Skip. See y'all later.

Ok, so I finished my slice, and we were heading off to my shadow's cave. I didn't know where we were going, or why we even needed to go there in the first place, but Liv explained. And yes. This time I actually listened to her. When we got to the cave, I saw something glow in the keyhole.

It was me! It was me, it was me!

SHADOW! HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO REPEAT MYSELF? NO SPOILERS!

Oops... Not!

I wonder why I even created you in the first place... ANYWAY!

Then, the door creaked open very slowly. I then heard a voice.

Oooh! Can I do it?

Fine. But don't overdo anything. Ok?

"I've been waiting for you. Come in."

"Okaaay... Not creepy at all..."

"Now, I know what you want. And I can give it to you."

"I know myself. What's the catch?"

"Catch?"

"Yes. Ca-"

WTF ARE YOU DOING HERE, LIV? I THOUGHT YOU WERE OUT GETTING ICE CREAM WITH AQUINOA AND SIRACHA!

Watch your tongue, Chris! Anyway, I did. The traffic was really nice today. Now I get to join in! ON WITH THE FRILITING SHOW!

 *sigh*"Yes. Catch. I would have a catch for anyone if I were my shadow."

"No catch. Just for free.
A gift from me!
Hey, that rhymes.
I should do this all the time!
I really should turn that into a poem thing.
I will read it until spring!"

"Oh my god, just shut up!"

"Did you just say 'shut up'? Well, I never!
If you don't stop, I will sing forever!"

"Please. Just shut up."

"Well, you asked for it, so here it comes!
Don't complain when I break your eardrums!"

"Well, I may as well leave then. I think she just wants attention."

As I walked in the direction of the door, I grabbed Liv's arm and saw that her face was showing lots of confusion. I whispered, telling her my plan. She agreed. She was sick of the rhyming as well.

"Leave so soon? But I thought we would wait for the moon! If what you want is for me to stop, Then fine, then fine! I give up!

What do ya want, freak?"

"I thought you knew."

"I told you. I can open the portal for you two idiots. Do you accept? This is the only offer you will get. Yes or no?"

I looked at Liv. She nodded.

"Where exactly does the portal lead?"

"I ASKED THE FIRST QUESTION!"

"That does not mean I have to answer first."

"Yes? Or no? Choose now."

"N-"

"Yes! I choose yes!"

"Liv!"

"So be it."

And she lead us out of her cavern and into her 'front lawn' which looked more like a military base. Once we got out and she made sure nobody else could get through, she opened a portal. I hesitated for a moment, then saw Liv get pushed in by my shadow. I turned around just in time to see the same happen to me. Except this time, it was a light grey silhouette wielding a sword. I screamed, "Why?" because I knew it was Silhouette the guardian shadow. Liv's. Why did she push me in? I have no clue.