Our Land of Imagination

Ow...

So, you remember how I remembered that I was supposed to remember-

Okay, stop.

So you remember how we got pushed into that portal? Well, we didn't go home. Instead, we went to the next page of the book. Things were even crazier in here. The potatoe corn guide didn't even move. When I looked around, I noticed something, then freaked out. CHRISTINA WASN'T THERE! But when I turned around to see if I could find her, I got hit in the face by long, extremely dark brown hair. It muffled my scream but I heard an "Ow" as I got up.

I WANT TO DO IT!

Fine... (not)

I said ow and got up. My eyes weren't working because it was too bright so I did what I usually do when I fall; I punched the ground to see what kind of land it was (ex: Sand, dirt, snow, etc.) . My fist hit something soft as I heard an oof, a groan, and another ow that came from whatever I hit. I hit it again thinking, 'Where is Liv? She would be helping me stand up by now...' The thing moved. It tried to shout something, but my fist collided with what I believed to be it's stomach. I figured the thing was some balloon creature that I drew with Liv, until I realized we weren't home and the balloon creature wasn't until page thirty-two. The thing caught my fist before I had time to think about it even more and yelled. This is what I heard:

"Christina Mallory Li! You are currently punching your best friend! Are you blind?!"

"Oh." Was all I said before I got a kick to my stomach. "Ow."

Now, you readers know why this chapter is called 'Ow...' XD.

Christina. Are you serious? Did you just say "XD"? Out loud that just sounds weird.

Deal with it.

Anyway, I kicked my friend off me and rubbed my bruise.

"Chris, someday I will have revenge."

"Yeah, sure." She started standing up. I was halfway through planning how to kill Christina when she yelled at me. "LIV GET YOUR LAZY BUTT OVER HERE THERE IS SOMETHING YOU NEED TO SEE!" I scowled and went over to her.

"What do you wa..." I trailed off as I reached Chris. I stood on a furry blue hill, towering over a paper-white meadow. The meadow was covered in drawings. There were flying potatoes, the word 'FOOOOOOOOOD' was written all over the page, overlapping with the drawings. There were drawings of Chris almost swearing, and a strange bubble-like creature with rabbit ears and stick feet. They also had cartoon faces with eyes looking behind them. Speech bubbles told us the creatures said "Woof".

Yeah, and there was one of those things at the bottom of the page saying "I IS A BUNNYWERDIEDOGGYFLOP!" *glares at Liv*

Okay, seriously, stop saying stuff like "Asterix, glares at Liv, Asterix.". It's just so annoying.

Just shut up...

I'm sorry, what?

I said...

SHUT THE FRIDGE UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sorry, readers... I'm putting Chris in the time-out corner.

Then who's gonna read my part?

The new people. Now go.

BYE HOOMANS! NEXT CHAPTER WILL BE INTRODUCING TWO NEW CHARACTERS BECAUSE THEY JUST JOINED THE WATTPEOPLE GROUP RECENTLY! HAVE A NICE LIFE!!! (maybe)

NO SPOILERS! GO!