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HOLD IT!
Whaaaaaaat is ittt.
They aren't coming.
What? How would you know?!
They texted me. Look.
Oh. Okay, readers, change of plans. I will read all this chapter myself and watch Christina at the same time. Let's see how this goes! Ahem...
CRINGE
Do you mind?
Yes.
Anyways... ahem.
I looked at her weirdly.
"Did you draw that?"
"Yes."
"It's weird. The name."
"Talk to yourself, Liv."
"Why?"
"You named it." I was about to tell her that I really didn't, when I realized I actually did. I opened my mouth and closed it again, now that she was smirking at me, knowing I had just remembered I was the one who named that drawing.
HOW DO YOU KNOW I KNEW?
SHUT UP AND SIT BACK DOWN IN YOUR CORNER! PUT THOSE CHOCOLATE CHIPS BACK, DON'T THINK I DIDN'T SEE THEM!
You're no fun...
Anyways, where was I?
ULTIMATE CRINGE
Do you even know what cringe means?!
As I was saying...
(cringe)
*ignores*
*cringes even more*
*ignores even more*
*CRINGES THE ULTIMATE CRINGE OF ALL CRINGINESS OF THE HISTORY OF CRINGES!!!*
...
We looked around again and I noticed that a flock of Flying Potatoes were coming our way.
"Duck!" I screamed and jumped down.
"What? I don't remember drawing any ducks here. Ducks don't come until page fifty-two. Why did you scream- DUCK!" And she fell to the floor. I laughed at her and she glared back.
"Shall we?" I looked over at the white meadow again.
"Meet ya down there!" Christina ran off. But instead of running, she rolled down the hill, leaving a trail of flat blue fur behind her. I calmly walked down the hill after her.
Meaning you ran after me screaming "Don't leave me here!"
... She lies...
This is the one time I didn't lie. Well, not the one time, but you know...(that last dot's name is Fred)
Okay, so I did run down the hill! I ran down the hill and chased after Christina. I heard a bang and I shut my eyes. I forgot to stop running when I shut my eyes so I crashed into Christina.
"Wh-" I got us down the hill faster. I tripped over her and rolled down the hill. Christina, having been crashed into, lost her balance and followed me.
"What was that for?!" I sheepishly grinned and awkwardly turned my head to look at my angry friend.
"I heard a gun shot..." I looked at my feet, trying to not think about how much of a smirk was on her face.
"..."
"..."
"..."
"..."
"Dot, dot, dot." She interrupted the silence.
"Wut..."
"I said dot, dot, dot. Are you deaf or dumb or both?"
"Well since you can't figure it out yourself, I guess you aren't the brightest either," I scoffed. She muttered something I would not like to repeat in public and stood up.
"So, what do you think caused the 'shot', huh, Liv?" She mocked. "I don't remember any weapons in this page."
The Elepencil shooter escaped from page-
SHADOW SHUT UP!!!
Yeeeellllleeeeelelelelelelsshhhhhhhooooooooiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiieeeeeeee.
What was that?
Idk.
Anyways...
THE FOURTH WALL HAS BEEN BROKEN! THE READER IS RIGHT THERE!!! *points at reader through their device screen accusingly* I SEE U FREAAAAAAK!!!
CHRISTINA! WE'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO INSULT THE READER!
LIV! YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO ADMIT THE FOURTH WALL HAS BEEN BROKEN!
SILHOUETTE! I WANNA SCREAM AT YOU BECAUSE EVERYONE ELSE IS SCREAMING SO I AM SCREAMING AT YOU FOR NO APPARENT REASON!
Shuuuuuuuttttttttt uuuuuppppppppppp
Who're you?
I is da person writing this book. NOW GET ON WITH IT! I CONTROL YOUR FATE, SO I CAN KILL YOU OFF IF I WANT TO.
This thing is so confusing.
You said it.
The sky darkened and a huge figure started descending.
"Uh... Liv?"
"Yeah?"
"Does that look like an... Elepencil shooter to you?"
"But... But they don't come until page twelve! Why would it be he-"
"Down!!!" Christina pushed my head down just as a large yellow missile crashed down behind us, the pink-and-black tip poking out from the ground.
Liiiiiiiiiiivvvvv!
What?
I wanna go get pizza.
Then go.
But I'm not allowed to move, remember?
Christina. Go get your own food.
So I'm allowed to walk around aimlessly?
No! *Sigh* sorry reader. I guess I have to go buy pizza for the brainless fool. What pizza?
Um... How about one full Hawaiian pizza and half Hawaiian, half pepperoni?
So two full pizzas?
Yes.
AAARRRGH! FINE! ILL BE BACK SOON! READERS, HOPE I DON'T KILL CHRISTINA PLEASE!
Bye. (Servant)
*Slams door as she walks out of the house*
*Smirks and laughs evilly*
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