💰RICH PEOPLE SWAG💰
I went to see a friend from a very rich family.
The maid approached Me & this talk followed:
🔻MAID: What would you like to have: fruit juice, yoghurt, tea, chocolate, cappuccino, frapuccino or coffee?
🔺ME: Tea please.
🔻MAID: Ceylon tea, Indian tea, herbal tea, kericho gold tea,bush tea or green tea?
🔺ME: Ceylon tea please.
🔻MAID: how do you want it, black or white?
🔺ME: White. ...
🔻MAID: Milk or fresh cream?
🔺ME: With milk.
🔻MAID: Goat milk or cow milk?
🔺ME: Cow’s milk.
🔻MAID: Freezeland cow or Afrikaner cow?
🔺ME: Uhm, lemme go with the freezeland cow.
🔻MAID: Would u lyk it with sweetner, sugar or honey?
🔺ME: Sugar.
🔻MAID: Beet sugar or cane sugar?
🔺ME: Cane sugar
🔻MAID: White, brown or yellow sugar?
🔺ME: l beg, forget about the tea, just give me a glass of water...
🔻MAID: Mineral, tap or distilled water?
🔺ME: Mineral water
🔻MAID: flavored or non flavored?
🔺ME: In fact, just get me an empty glass!
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