closer ➸ tom holland

xxxix. imessage

[ PRIVATE CHAT ]
2 MEMBERS: annie & tom

annie💗:
we need 2 complete our spider squad

tom🌹:
what

annie💗:
our spider squad
ss
no that could b suicide squad
or sebastian stan
both of which have. Too much confidence
already
spidey squad
more like spicey squad

tom🌹:
are you okay???

annie💗:
we need 2 find our cindy and our miles and our anya
aand our miguel
ofh fuck i drpped my phone
AND MAYDAY
THATS UR DAUGHTER LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

tom🌹:
jesus please tell me youre okay

annie💗:
AND THE BRITISH DUDE
BRIT SPIDEY
but are u not.....technicallyallally...
brit spidey.........
WE NEED TO FORM TO BE ONE BIG SPDIER
fuck imscared of spiders

tom🌹:
do i need to call nicola
also for real???

annie💗:
UR NOT LISTENININING TO ME

tom🌹:
u know there's only one "in" in listening

annie💗:  
that's ur opinion
NICOLA IS WITH ME
or she was
earlierf
later
not now
i wish u were here:((

tom🌹:
i wish i knew where 'here' was but i miss you too
pls be safe

annie💗:
ur my favoutite spiderman but u cant tell
andrew or tobey or ill kick ur ass
NICOLA IS BACK
no thsts just another blonde girl

tom🌹:
are you alone??

annie💗:  
NO i made friends with a woman at the bar
she#s lovely
she wants to set me up with her son

tom🌹:
does she now

annie💗:
yea but i told her i love my boyfriend so
his loss haahfhhaha

tom🌹:
did you now

annie💗:  
YA she just laughed i said it wasnt funny im
being seriousf

tom🌹:
well, your boyfriend loves you too.

annie💗:
who

tom🌹:
oh my god
@ sober annie, you cant stop me from
making fun of you for this, forever

annie💗:  
ANNIE IS SOBER FUCJ YOU

tom🌹:
lying is a sin annabel

annie💗:
GOOD THING IM NOT ANNABEL
IM GWENDOLSYNDEDE STACY

tom🌹:
of course you are
please get home safe

annie💗:  
dont tell me what 2 do

tom🌹:
okay just a suggestion
perhaps get home safe

annie💗:  
i accept ur suuggestion mr parker
yet the night is still young

tom🌹:
dear god

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wow two updates in two days pls love me
also happy bday chris evans my bf xxxx lov u xxxx