[ PRIVATE CHAT ]
2 MEMBERS: annabel & unknown number
unknown number:
what's spiderman's homepage?
[delivered: 7:34pm]
annabel:
wtf
[delivered: 7:37pm]
unknown number:
the world wide WEB
[delivered: 7:39pm]
annabel:
who is this
[delivered: 7:40pm]
unknown number:
spiderman, duh.
[delivered: 7:40pm]
annabel:
OMG????
ANDREW GARFIELD???
HAS MY NUMBER??? IM SCREAMIMF
[delivered: 7:42pm]
unknown number:
fine.
I'll let myself out...
[delivered: 7:44pm]
annabel:
I'm jokinG come back
[delivered: 7:45pm]
unknown number:
If u didn't guess, it's tom
[delivered: 7:46m]
annabel:
tom hanks?? ITS AN HONOUR SIR
[delivered: 7:48pm]
tommy boy:
I regret this already
[delivered: 7:48pm]
annabel:
lies xxxx
but how did u get this number lol no offence
[delivered: 7:50pm]
tommy boy:
nicola maaaaay have given me it...
[delivered: 7:51pm]
annabel:
did u ask her for it or she give it to u randomly...
[delivered: 7:52pm]
tommy boy:
my lawyer says I can't disclose that information
[delivered: 7:53pm]
annabel:
OBJECTION
[delivered: 7:53pm]
tommy boy:
not how it works babe x
[delivered: 7:55pm]
annabel:
omg shut up
[delivered: 7:56pm]
tommy boy:
what??
[delivered: 7:56pm]
annabel:
nothing...
got anymore "hilarious" spiderman puns
[delivered: 7:58pm]
tommy boy:
ummmmmmm
what is spidermans favourite brand of rice?
uncle bens
[delivered: 8:01pm]
annabel:
oMG TOM NO
THE WOUND IS STILL FRESH
[delivered: 8:03pm]
tommy boy:
FRESH???
THE MAN DIED LIKE 50 YEARS AGO
[delivered: 8:04pm]
annabel:
can't believe you'd be so insensitive.
[read: 8:06pm]
[ A/N ]
I love my bickering children
today I saw miss peregrines home for peculiar children and despite the fact the cast is almost entirely white it was good I thought!, anyway point is I love asa butterfield and ella purnell they're beautiful
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closer ➸ tom holland
Fanfiction❝ - baby, pull me closer,❞ in which marvel finds their spider-gwen, but does peter parker find his gwen stacy? ©violetharmcn 2016
