David

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David is my brother.

David lives with the humans.

Disguise is his main thing.

He used to be the British prime minister, or something like that.

This is more common than you'd think...
Lots of big name politicians are monsters.
Vladimir Putin is one. So's the guy in charge of Turkey, I think...

Most American presidents have been monsters.
Just don't blame us Trump. He's completely human. That one's on you guys...

Last year, I met the guy who plays Barack Obama.
He was sitting in Robert's regular spot at Edgars, enjoying an iced tea.

He's a pretty nice guy, actually.

He told me he enjoyed the feeling of dropping his disguise every once in a while. Said Edgars was the only place he ever felt like himself.

 Said Edgars was the only place he ever felt like himself

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I see David pretty rarely these days. Last time was thanksgiving. It went horribly, of course. We got in another fight. There was throwing involved.

Mother took his side, as usual.

She's always seemed to favour him.
I don't know why.
Maybe she thinks I'm not evil enough.

She's probably right.
Evil has always came so naturally to David. I've  always had to work at it.

David is retired from politics now, but he still lives among the humans.

He spends his days and nights in his own little shed in the family garden, tucked away with his garden-tools and his many, terrible secrets.

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⏰ Last updated: Jun 13, 2018 ⏰

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