«Crush x Reader Oneshots«

~Mario Kart Madness~

~Jay (P.S. This is a really old crush x reader that I thought you would like. Reminder... IT'S OLD~

I jumped up, screaming at the T.V.," HAH, BEAT THAT YOU LITTLE SHIT! FEAR THE WRATH OF THE GREEN SHELL!!! WHAT DO YOU HAVE TO SAY FOR YOURSELF SON!!!" I raved in his face.

"1V1 ME MATE!!! YOU GOT DEM HACKS DEM CHEATS BROSEPH!!!" (C/N) chuckled, a splatter of ink hitting my screen and sending me swerving in random directions. Friend-zoned so hard... My heart hurts... I glared over at him, trying to regain my placement. "AHAHAHA DUDE I JUST DESTROYED YOU!!" He shouted, his character crossing in first with mine following close behind. Another friend zone... what am I and what is my life...

"SHITTY ASS MONKEY DICKS!!" I snapped, chucking my controller at him. "MARIO KART IS OVERRATED ANYWAYS (C/N)" I screamed, slumping onto the ground.

He lifted his arm and swiftly caught the Wii Remote, chuckling. "Ah-ahh, don't throw controllers (Y/N) they are expensive," He said in a raspy voice. Holy frick me in the butt that was the friggin sexiest voice I have ever heard him speak in!! I smiled, looking at his beautiful (E/C) eyes. He really was perfect.

"Yea ok whatever. You used ink. That doesn't count!" I huffed. "Give me my controller back dude!" I shouted, climbing over to him and reaching up at his arm.

"Nope. Mine now. At least until you learn to not throw them in anger," He bargained. This little shit he knows he's taller! I reached over grabbing at the air and trying to reach the controller. After a few more failed attempts, I was finally able to grab onto it, but much to my dismay, I was sitting on his lap. I looked down into his eyes, my face turning into a firetruck.

"Uhh s-sorry," I stuttered, trying to climb out of his lap. My attempt went downhill as I ended up pushing him to the ground with me laying on top of him. He looked at me and chuckled a raspy chuckle. Shit shit shoot shoop SHOODA SHOOWAP SHOODA SHOOWAP!!

"Trust me, it's more than ok," He said with a smirk spread across his face as he lifted me up and flipped us over, pinning me down to the ground. "Well I am not too sure about you but, I've been waiting to do this for a while," He divulged, planting his lips on mine. Well, I am dreaming this shit up... I gasped lightly, slowly kissing him back. He tastes like strawberries...

To my disappointment, he pulled away from me smiling nervously. "Sorry I uh, lost my head there," He mumbled, hanging his head in embarrassment. "I just wanted to do that for years and yea..." He sputtered.

"(C/N) I have wanted you to do that for years. Trust me," I jabbered. He looked up at me happily and planted his lips on mine passionately. I could feel the heat radiating off his body as he kissed me. Tingles where sent through my whole body and I couldn't help but groan happily. But of course, my luck ended.

"You know, I've shipped you two for ages!" (B/N) screamed. Ah, fucking hell!! (C/N) jumped off me, sitting up and putting his hands in his lap. I sat up next to him, a blushing mess.

"(B/N) Get the hell out, this is my room!" I sputtered, waving my hand at the door.

"You know, I remember how you always use to gab about how perfect he is. 'Oh (C/N) is so hot. I love being around him *swoon* I would love to marry him someday *swoon*" He mocked. My face exploded into an insane red tomato. (C/N) exploded into laughter, holding his stomach.

"Oh really? What else did she say about marriage?" (C/N) coughed out between laughs. The embarrassment was too much.

"I DIDN'T SAY ANY OF THAT NOW GET OUT!" I screamed, scrambling up and pushing (B/N) out the door and slamming it in his face.

"Fine but foods in the kitchen!" He said chuckling and walking away. I looked back at (C/N) and noticed he was holding in a laugh.

"Laugh I kill you," I huffed, grabbing the Wii remote and sitting down next to him. "Rematch..."