Salty@gmail.com- "If you put butter and salt on it it tastes like salty butter."
Ded_inside@gmail.com- "I'm not actually funny. I'm just mean and people think I'm joking."
Mr.Chuckles@gmail.com- (too busy laughing to say anything)
Tran-Man@gmail.com- "Sh*t happens. I mean... look at your face."
Blond_Pervert@gmail.com- "Sometimes I pretend to be normal. (but it gets boring so I go back to being me)"
Fluffer@gmail.com- "I'm not fat, i'm fluffer."
TriggeredGay@gmail.com- "HELLOOOO (oh, i'm on tv) HI MOM! I'M G-"
Muffin_Birb@gmail.com- "DON'T HURT THEM! PLEASE. (are you okay little birdies)"
ShyGuy@gmail.com- (not audible)
Anime_Persona@gmail.com- "i just wanted to draw..."
Bicycle_Cards.com@gmail.com- "Meanwhile..." (TriggeredGay is currenly being chased by free ducks. His screams are currently inaudible to cast due to wry language use and what seems to be the squeals of a teacup pig.)
Bish_What@gmail.com- "Our phones fall, we panic. Our friends fall, we laugh."
(TriggeredGay gives everyone a disturbing look as he wearily climbs out of the fountain.)
