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Mr.Chuckles@gmail.com- The Kraken awakens! I raise my sword up to defend my frail and defenseless figure and it bites my head off with no remorse! Luckily I drank a potion earlier so I find myself in unbearable pain as I grow not one head, but two! My left head leans in close to my right, and whispers in my ear: "The dark force awakens! Flee miserable maggot, flee!"
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Blond_Pervert@gmail.com- You are by far the weirdest person i know
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Salty@gmail.com- i second that
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TriggeredGay@gmail.com- I rush down the isle of the castle, my cloak flying behind me in waves, the assorted candles lighting my path to safety!
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Ded_inside@gmail.com- But suddenly i trip! My arms cushun my fall as i roll on the ground, helpless and descieved.
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Salty@gmail.com- that's not how you spell cushion. C-U-S-H-I-O-N
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Fluffer@gmail.com- continue the story!
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Salty@gmail.com- fine: I push my self up but it is too late! The kraken descends upon me like a bird upon prey. Defeated, I retreat into the fetal position as it takes me into his jaws, whimpering, "REEEEEEEEE!!!!!!"
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Ded_inside@gmail.com- *slow claps
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Mr:Chuckles@gmail.com- Amazing! Brilliant! Spectacular! (by the way i am saying these thing to myself not all you miserable maggots)
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Fluffer@gmail.com- i hate you guys
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TriggeredGay@gmail.com- I would cut off my second head
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Salty@gmail.com- but then you would grow three more heads!
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Ded_inside@gmail.com- i would cut off your head
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Blond_Pervert@gmail.com- ok so who's ready to party!
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Mr.Chuckles@gmail.com- Me!
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Fluffer@gmail.com- kill me
