Dear Evan Hansen Lyrics [Genderbend]

Sincerely, Me

CHLOE (singing)
Dear Emma Hansen, we've been way too out of touch
Things have been crazy, and it sucks that we don't talk that much
But I should tell you that I think of you each night
I rub my nipples and start moaning with delight!

EMMA (speaking)
Why would you write that?!

JAMIE (speaking)
I'm just trying to tell the truth

EMMA (speaking)
This needs to be perfect, these emails have to prove that we were actually friends. Just-... I'll do it.

CHLOE (singing)
I've gotta tell ya, life without you has been hard-

JAMIE (speaking/laughing)
Hard?

CHLOE (singing)
Has been bad-

JAMIE (speaking)
Bad?

CONNOR: (singing)
Has been rough!

JAMIE (speaking)
Kinky!

CHLOE (singing)
And I miss talking about life and, other stuff

JAMIE (speaking)
Very specific.

EMMA (speaking)
Shut up!

CHLOE (singing)
I like my parents-

JAMIE (speaking)
Who says that?

CHLOE (singing)
I love my parents, but each day's another fight
If I stop smoking drugs, then everything might be alright

JAMIE (speaking)
Smoking... drugs...

EMMA (speaking)
Just fix it!

CHLOE (singing)
If I stop smoking crack-

EMMA (speaking)
Crack?!

CHLOE (singing)
If I stop smoking pot, then everything might be alright
I'll take your advice
I'll try to be more nice
I'll turn it around, wait and see

'Cause all that it takes is a little re- in- ven- tion!
It's easy to change if you give it your a- ten- tion!
All you gotta do, is just belive you can be who you wanna be
Sincerely, me

JAMIE (speaking)
Are we done yet?

EMMA: (speaking)
Well I can't just give them one email, I wanna show that I was like, a good friend, ya know?

JAMIE (speaking)
Oh my God

EMMA (singing)
Dear Chloe Murphy, yes I also miss our talks
Stop doing drugs, just try to take deep breaths and, go on walks

JAMIE (speaking)
No.

EMMA (singing)
I'm sending pictures of the most amazing trees

JAMIE (speaking)
No!

EMMA (singing)
You'll be obsessed with all my forest expertise!

JAMIE (speaking)
Absolutely not!

EMMA (singing)
Girl, I'm proud of you!
Just keep pushing through!
You're turning around, I can see

CHLOE (singing)
Wait and see!

EMMA AND CHLOE (singing)
'Cause all it takes is a little re- in- ven- tion!
It's easy to change if you give it your a- ten-tion!
All you gotta do, is just believe you can be who you wanna be
Sincerely, me

CHLOE (singing)
My brother's hot!

EMMA (speaking)
What the hell?!

JAMIE (speaking)
My bad.

CHLOE (singing)
Dear Emma Hansen, thanks for every note you send

EMMA (singing)
Dear Chloe Murphy, I'm just glad to be your friend

EMMA AND CHLOE (singing)
Our friendship goes beyond
Your average kind of bond

EMMA (singing)
But not because we're gay...

CHLOE (singing)
No, not because we're gay

EMMA AND CHLOE (singing)
We're close, but not that way!
The only woman that I love, is my mom

CHLOE (singing)
Well anyway

EMMA (singing)
You're getting better every day

CHLOE (singing)
I'm getting better every day!

EMMA (singing)
You're getting better, every

EMMA AND CHLOE (singing)
Day!

ALL (singing)
Hey hey hey hey!

'Cause all that it takes, is a little re- in- ven- tion!
It's easy to change if you give it your a- ten-tion!
All you gotta do, is just believe you can be who you wanna be
Sincerely-

EMMA AND CONNOR (singing)
Miss you dearly

ALL (singing)
Sincerely, Me!

EMMA (singing)
Sincerely, Me

ALL (singing)
Sincerely, Me!

Sincerely, me