A Writer's Bucket List

Gay Parade

"I am not going!" Refused Floyd.

"Why not!?" Aur and I yelled at the same time. He rolled his eyes and crossed his arms on his chest.

"Because there are people there and these people are going to hit on my fine ass. And the only people I like to get hit on, is by the lady race." He replied. He looked a little pissed off. But of course I ignored that.

"Matt agreed to go! If he goes , then Aur is going to completely ignore my existence and I don't want to be a third wheel!" I pleaded.

"THAT IS NOT TRUE!" Gasped Aur . I ignored her and looked at Floyd with pleading puppy eyes. He glanced away from my stare.

"C'mon Floyd ... Please. It's not like you have to wear a g string , and a g string only and high heels. Not unless you want to anyway. C'mon !!" My begging received a little chuckle from Floyd. He was quiet and looking at me with annoyance.

"You know what. Fine. Whatever. I'll find myself a nice bi guy to stroll along with me." I plummeted on the couch, next to him and crossed my arms. I let out an over exaggerated sigh. Floyd threw himself in the floor. He had his eyes closed, facing the ceiling. He also let out an exaggerated sigh.

"You're so egotistic," hissed Aur, launching a throw pillow at his unknowing face. It hit the side of his face but he made no sign of feeling it. Reluctantly he opened his eyes. He was still quiet.

"If I go , what's in it for me?" He asked, squinting at the ceiling. Are you serious.

"What do you mean what's in it for you? What do you want?!" I yelled. He tilted his head so I could see him better. He had a devious smirk on his face.

"Aur! Come here, help me choose!" Called Matt from his room. Aur dashed to his rescue. I looked at Floyd with a helloooo face. He tilted his head back to the ceiling , but I could still see his smirk. Slowly and quietly he started speaking.

"Do you want me to go or not?"

"Well yeah, but I'm not going to get on my knees for you , you ass."

"If I go, you have to promise that whatever I ask you to do you have to do it." Alarms in my head went off. These things never ended well for the bidder. I was skeptical over his sort of exchange.

"If I say yes... It would only work for today. So anything you want me to do, you must ask for today." His smirk widened into a cocky smile.

"Shake on it," he said, extending his arms from the floor. I reached out, but before we shook I added something.

"Nothing that puts my life or anyone else's in danger. Nothing of sexual nature." He laughed at this.

"Swear it will not be dangerous or sex related," he assured raising his right hand.

...

It was so hard to drive to the parade. There were traffic jams in very corner from a 3 mile radius of the parade. I didn't mind it though because I could admire all the buildings and architecture around. I could tell Matt and Aur were eager to go and were starting to get impatient.

"Park the car here, we can walk over there it's not that far." Floyd spoke with a bored tone, pointing to an empty space. Matt swerved his Audi to the spot, but didn't turn it off.

"It's a pretty long walk, you guys sure?"he asked. Obviously he was the one that didn't want to walk.

"Yes Matty just park it!" Exclaimed Aur . Matty huh.

"Matty just park it!" I repeated, making fun if Aur's tone. He turned off the car and got off. He was slouching so exaggeratedly, he looked like a hot version of the Hunchback of Notradam. Floyd walked ahead.