The girl of TFIL || Colby Brock

9 | A police!

- Saf's Pov -

I got woken up by two pans being slammed together. I shot up and hit my head on the ceiling. I think accidentally hit Colby in the balls.

"Ow Saf, My balls," Colby said. "Sorry," Elton just laughed. "Good morning!" Elton said. I just flipped him off and laid my head back down.

"Saf Are you okay? You hit the ceiling pretty hard," Colby asked. "Nope," I said. "Time to go Paddleboarding," Elton said. We all got dressed and went outside to see cows.

This is what I wore:

I wore my bikini under my clothing because I knew we were going to fall into the water.

Colby and Corey were mooing at the cows.

"so just to recap for the viewers, you 3 didn't know that all cows are female. You do realize that udders mean milk right?" Elton said. "You dick, You're calling me a cow now?" I said fake pouting. They just laughed.

"Just know that cows will always have bigger udders than you!" Elton said. "That's true, but still fuck off," I said.

"We have udders," Sam said while touching his nipples. "Yeah but you don't make milk, Saf does!" Elton says. 

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We got to the paddleboarding place and Sam went into the water. "Dude it feels like a hot tub in here!" Sam said. I took off my shoes and stuff my feet in. "It's not too bad, Not a hot tub," I said while stepping out to get in my bikini.

I heard Colby catcall me. I just wiggled my eyebrows at him. Elton surprisingly didn't look upset.

We all put on our life vest and got on the board. "Saf is so short that her body is already halfway in the water just trying to get on the board!" Corey Said. "Shut it!" I said. I had to have Colby help pull me up on the damn board.

"I'm gonna film so you guys have fun paddling," Elton said.

"I'm gonna paddle forward so you guys can stand up when you're ready," the guy with us said. "Alright, I'm Standing!" Colby said as I stood up too. 

I was standing in between Colby and Corey. "Colby!" Corey yelled. "That was Elton he pushed me into Saf!" Colby said. "I would never do that!" Elton says pushing us again.

"Who's doing that?" Corey said. "Colby is!" Elton said. Corey turned around and found out it was Elton. 

Elton started shaking the board. "Elton I swear to god if you keep doing that I'll kick you in the balls just like I did with Colby!" I yelled as Colby was holding me for dear life.

Corey and Elton then started to remake the Jack and Rose titanic scene. "Well Colby and I are going to remake the scene where Jack and Rose are in the car," I said as I winked at Colby.

"Saf!" Elton yelled. "Kidding! Kidding!" I said as I winked at Colby and he winked back.

Someone then shook the board and Elton fell and landed with his butt in the air.

"Elton that position though," Colby Said. "Colby, not here," Corey said. 

Elton then did a backflip into the water. Colby did a front flip. Sam pushed Corey and Corey pushed Sam.

"Elton I feel like you're going to be the one to push me in or Colby," I said. We left Sam behind in the water. "I guess this is the end of Sam and Colby, Now its just and Colby," Colby said. 

Elton made Colby fall in by shaking the board. "I forgot that we were so close to the shore that I just cracked my ankles," Colby said. 

We got off the board and Colby and Sam were both shaking. "Ha I'm not wet," I said. Elton and Colby looked at each other and then smirked. I started to run knowing they were gonna chase me.

"Saf come here I want a hug!" Colby Says. "No! You're soaked!" I said.

We all got on the board again. "I need everyone to stroke your paddles with my pace!" Corey said. "Stroke! Stroke!" Corey said "It sounds like you're gonna have one," Elton said. 

"Americans vs. New Zealanders," Elton said. "Wait remember what happens if just one person shakes the board?" Elton then adds as he starts shaking the board. "Elton!" I yelled as I fall in.

"Now I'm even wetter!" I said. "But you were- oh nevermind," Colby says. I start laughing.

"Elton you literally knocked off 7 people!" Sam said. 

"Land Ho!" Sam says as Colby and I jump on the platform. "Leave them!" Sam says. As they paddle away Colby and I just dance and run around the platform.

We then jumped off and swam back to shore.

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"Okay so I've been driving this whole trip, and I wanna go out to that platform and have a battle to the death! Last man standing doesn't have to drive the rest of the trip," Elton says. "Yay! I don't have to drive at all! You said the Last MAN standing and I don't have a dick," I said.

We then all go back and try to leave Elton. I put on my shirt and shorts and grabbed a hoodie from my suitcase. Elton then got in through the door that Corey was supposed to lock.

Elton goes back out and Corey locks him out. We then hear a loud ass beeping noise and we all thought Sam did something wrong. It was just the step to the door.

While driving Sam passed a police. "Oh god, there's a police!" Sam said. "Oh, dude! He turned his lights on!" Corey said. 

We were about to get pulled over because Sam was driving too slow. While all that was happening I posted on Instagram.

@SafinaCastee - almost got pulled over but we outran the cop.

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@colbybrock - when did you take this?

@safinacastee - @colbybrock when Sam passed the cop

@samgolbach - that was terrifying 

@coreyscherer - at least we didn't get pulled over.

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