This Is How It Goes ~ Brallon

My life story

My name is Brendon Boyd Urie. I was born April 12 1987. I grew up in the Mormon church. But I didn't believe anything I was told. Because at a young age I realized I was different. I wasn't like all the other boys.

Once we were in fifth grade all the boys started talking about girls they liked. I still they had cooties. And even in middle school I never grew out of that faze. Girls were gross to me.

I liked boys. I came out in middle school. And I was the only one. It wasn't until high school that I joined the straight and gay allience and met other people just like me.

Dallon was my favorite. He is bisexual. He was dating this girl named Breezy when I met him. The were both seniors. And I was just a freshman with a crush.

I dated this boy named Ryan for the first half of the year he was just a grade above me. And he took my virginity. I really did like him. Only because I thought Dallon wasn't an option.

Then Dallon and breezy broke up. It was my chance. I talked to Dallon that whole night over the phone. Then we started sneaking around to hang out with eachother at school.

Eventually we kissed under the bleachers and I knew what I had to do. I broke up with Ryan the next day. And I started dating Dallon the same day.

Me and Dallon were together for the rest of the school year. Then he had to go away to college. I ended up getting back together with Ryan the next year. We made a plan to start a band together.

It was me, Ryan, Brent, and Spencer. I was the lead singer. We got famous pretty fast. Pete Wentz from Fall Out Boy signed us.

During our first tour we had to kick Brent out of the band. We replaced Brent with a guy named Jon Walker. We finished off the rest of the tour. Everything was going great until. I walked in on Ryan sleeping with Jon.

We did our best to make it through our next album. We had creative differences. I pretty much just let Ryan do whatever he wanted with the album. Even though he should've been begging me for forgiveness.

I knew Ryan and Jon were continuing to sleep together behind my back and I couldn't take it anymore. I dumped Ryan. Then Ryan and Jon announced that they were leaving the band to make their own band.

I just couldn't handle it. But Spencer inspired me to use the heartache to write songs. Eventually we had enough songs to make a new album all we needed was a new guitar and bass player.

We did auditions for both. Ian Crawford got the position as our new guitar player. Then we had to audition for new bass players. There was a couple I was stuck between. I didn't know who to choose until the next person came in.

It was Dallon! And you know I had to have my way and let him join the band even though he didn't know any of our songs and we were about to go on tour.

I could not stay off of Dallon. When we performed I was all over him. Our fans started calling us Brallon. I was really hoping that Dallon would get the hint. But of course he didn't so I just took it upon myself to ask him out.

We didn't want to go public with our relationship just In case another thing happened to us just like what happened to me and Ryan. But the fans still wrote stories. And after years of playing in the band together Dallon finally asked me to marry him.

That's when everyone found out. The wedding pictures got leaked and our relationship was public.

After being married for a year we decided we wanted kids. So we called up an old friend. Breezy Douglas and asked her to be surrogate mother for us. And she happily agreed. We used Dallon's Sperm because he's obviously the better looking of the two of us.

And nine months later Amelie was born and a couple years later we had a son named Knox. Everything in my life felt perfect once and for all. Except...

That's not how any of this went.