ther once wuz a lemon namd jurard. he wuz v lemony. he ate lotz of not-lemony thingys. but 1 dai, tht all changd..............
Lemon jurard went 2 da stor!! He bot food!!! Yummy!!! But then the casheer sed "ur credit crd not work" n he cryd. jurard had nevar cryd b4. Was v sad.
Jurard ran hom v sad. He forgut his credt card!!! oh no!!! but th lady caled him bck and he got it bck but his credt card had blood all ovar it. Like OMG!!!! the lady mightz had murderd a man!! jurard screemed. he cald th polic. Turns out, the blood wuz jus ketchp bc lady had a brger lol (:
But then th lady screemed!!
(O no terrifing! wot will hapen??)
