Eddsworld Preferences (Fem!Reader)

11) With a Short S/O

Edd:
-Oh. My. God.
-He's short too, but he's still taller than you.
-You know what this means.
-He will pick you up and hold you.
-He will tease you to no end.
-He will teasingly lifts things up high so you can't reach them.
-Then he'll lean down to kiss you.
-This boi.
-He will sometimes pat you on the head, too.
-It leaves you all flustered
-That's why he does it.
-Evil Boi(TM)

Tom:
-Oh, this is golden.
-He prefers to use you as an armrest to mess with you.
-Honestly, you don't mind!
-It makes him happy, so...yeah.
-He will sometimes hold Susan up to you to see the difference.
-"Nope. Still smaller."
-"She's literally at my bicep, Tom..."
-He's such a tease, though.
-He'll often boop your nose in public to see you blush.
-You get so mad and it's just...
-So cute.
-He's your #1 Fan(TM)
-Such goofballs, both of you.

Matt:
-He towers over you.
-You expected this, but he does.
-It's not all that bad though.
-(Un)Fortunately he doesn't tease you that much.
-He'll even set you both in front of his mirror and smile.
-It's so cute, and you enjoy it a lot.
-Purity(TM)
-Piggy Back Rides(TM)
-Like, all the time.
-He loves carrying you.
-"Make way for Her Majesty!"
-"Matt, no."

Tord:
-Okay, yeah.
-You've killed him.
-I swear, you could just blink and he'd be dead.
-You don't know why.
-Is it an anime thing?
-Probably an anime thing.
-He loves to let you ride on his shoulders and run around the house.
-Sure, the others sometimes get onto you.
-You don't care.
-He treats you with respect, so that's good.
-But if he could stop swooning over you for five seconds...
-In private, he calls you 'Shortcake'
-It peeves you, but you can deal with it...
-For now.

Ell:
-She's smol, you're smol.
-Finally.
-She has a little teammate.
-You guys are the Cuddly Couple(TM)
-She likes to hold your hand and twirl you around.
-You guys are just too pure.
-She does tease you sometimes.
-You get her back, though.
-You are a bit shorter than her, though.
-She uses that to an advantage.
-Like, when you're trying to reach for something.
-"Need any help, (Y/N)?"
-"No. Go away."

Tamara:
-Like her male counterpart, she uses you as an armrest.
-This does anger you, a little.
-However, you can have fun with this.
-You see her reaching her arm to your shoulder.
-You step to the side.
-She falls.
-Hilarity ensues.
-She often sets you in her lap when cuddling.
-She's the Big Spoon(TM)
-She prefers to set you on a table or something to kiss you.
-She just finds it cute how your legs swing.
-She adores you, and calls you 'pipsqueak' sometimes.
-Angry Pipsqueak(TM)

Matilda:
-Okay, cue the large amounts of love.
-This girl will TACKLE. YOU.
-Also, prepare to be lifted up.
-Like, a lot.
-She loves to lean down to kiss you.
-She loves to boop your nose.
-You scrunch up your nose, and it nearly kills her.
-She calls you her 'Little Llama"
-You have no idea where that came from.
-You secretly love it, though.
-She's the big spoon.
-She doesn't tease you too much, which is fine.
-She plays with your hair a lot, though.

Tori:
-Like her male counterpart, she's dead.
-You've killed her.
-She loves to hold you on her lap and nuzzle you.
-She calls you 'bun-bun' for some reason, too.
-You can't complain too much, though.
-You get love, so...yeah.
-She'll sometimes try to show you hentai.
-No. Leave the smol one alone.
-All in all, she's very teasing.
-"My little bun-bun, how are you~?"
-"I'm gonna hurt you..."
-She likes to ruffle your hair to make you pout.
-It kills her x10.
-Worth it.