Eddsworld Preferences (Fem!Reader)

13) When They're Jealous

Edd:
-Will act like he's fine, when he's really not.
-Why is this person getting so close to you?
-You told him they were 'just a friend'.
-Doesn't look like it.
-Once the person places a hand on your shoulder, or leans into you...
-Nope. He's had enough.
-He'll go up to you and tug at your shirt, which usually sends a good signal.
-However, sometimes it doesn't.
-When it doesn't, he'll start poking at you.
-Notice Him!
-Finally, when he has your attention, he'll kiss you.
-You usually get the point then.

Tom:
-He will cross his arms and try to act like he's all slick.
-He'll look around the room when you're facing him.
-When your back is turned, though?
-Oh, mama.
-So much anger in those eye sockets.
-He'll glare pure daggers at the person you're talking to.
-Especially if they're getting touchy-feely with you.
-Like, back off! She's his!
-When he's truly had enough, he'll peck your cheek and ask if you could leave.
-If you say 'just a moment', then he'll get pouty.
-He. Wants. To. Leave.
-After a moment, though, you'll realize what's up and leave with him.
-He has won again.

Matt:
-Will let you know almost immediately.
-He'll usually just slide up to you and your 'friend' or whatever.
-"So, (Y/N). Who is this?"
-"Just a friend, Mattie."
-Suuuure.
-Matt may act dumb, but he knows what's up.
-He'll usually wrap an arm around you and try not to glare at the person.
-If a hand comes near you, he glares.
-If it continues, he voices his thoughts.
-"Back off the lady, buddy, she's mine!"
-That's when it clicks.
-He's jealous.
-You end up leaving with him after a while.
-You give him plenty of attention to remind him that you're not going anywhere.

Tord:
-Okay, this guy gets angry when he's jealous.
-If someone crosses some lines, they're dead.
-It's just a rule.
-He'll approach whoever it is you're talking to and start talking to them.
-This is when you realize the gun in his back pocket.
-After a while, Tord looks over at you and kisses you.
-The person gets a bit uncomfortable.
-And leaves.
-Tord usually smirks after this.
-"You're mine, right?"
-"The heck do you think, Hot-Shot?"
-You'll leave the place with a smirking, proud Tord.
-This happens too often.
-It's getting worse.
-Stop him.

Ell:
-She is such a cinnamon bun.
-Like, she knows that you're loyal, but...
-This person is getting far too touchy.
-You are hers, can this person not???
-After a short while, Ell will hug you from behind.
-If she's feeling extra nervous, she'll nuzzle your neck.
-This is when you get the message.
-The person will sometimes mess with her by patting you on the shoulder.
-Yeah, no.
-Ell will make some kind of excuse to leave.
-"C'mon, (Y/N)...it's getting hot in here..."
-"I'm tired, let's go home."
-"Let's go get some dinner!"
-You end up leaving, and she just clings to you.
-Someone save her.

Tamara:
-She is always by your side when you're in public, so like???
-It's highly unlikely that someone would be around you for too long.
-However, when someone is...
-She gets possessive and protective.
-Someone tries to flirt with you?
-Heck to the No.
-She will whip herself around to face you and pull you into a kiss.
-You're hers, and hers only.
-No exceptions.
-The person gets the hint and leaves.
-Tamara is victorious.
-Seriously. You'll leave with her and she looks so proud of herself.
-You still love her though.
-She's your Protective Checkered Sweetheart(TM)

Matilda:
-She gets so whiny.
-like a 5-year-old up in here.
-She'll tug at your arm while sending dirty looks to the person.
-"(N/N)!!! Notice me!"
-"Stop tugging on me!"
-She's real cute, though.
-Sometimes, however, the person will snap at her.
-"Hey, girl, I'm trying to talk with her! Can you back off?!"
-That's when you step in.
-"Excuse me?"
-Protective Guardian (Y/N) is in!
-This person is about to get the lecture of their life.
-As you talk this person's ears off, Matilda stands back with a smile.
-She's so proud of you.
-Such a sweet couple.

Tori:
-She gets mean.
-Immediately glaring at this person.
-You swear you've seen her eyes turn crimson.
-"Who are you and why are you so close to her?"
-She's like that.
-You try to hold her back, but it's too late.
-The person will sometimes start to argue back.
-Then a fight will break out.
-Sometimes, you'll actually pull Tori back.
-Usually, however, she'll end up winning the sudden fight.
-She's so proud of herself.
-You're ticked.
-"You need to stop, Tori..."
-"Oh yeah? Who's gonna make me~?"
-You are. And you do by making her sleep on the couch.
-That'll teach her to quit it.