Eddsworld Preferences (Fem!Reader)

26) When You're Mad

Edd:
-He gets scared.
-You turn into a pure tornado when you're mad.
-Anyone who dares to step into your path?
-They go...missing.
-Also, your voice gets extra loud.
-And you call him 'Edward'.
-It haunts his nightmares.
-And the worst part?
-"WHO TOOK THE LAST OF THE (F/F)?!"
-Dear god help us.
-He'll try to calm you down, talk it out.
-You can't stay mad at him.
-He gives you cuddles.

Tom:
-Your blood purely boils when you're mad.
-Like, you can feel it.
-You also get very violent
-That's why he sends you after Tord, one way or another.
-"He stole Trish."
-"He did WHAT?!"
-And then you're off to kick some Norwegian ass.
-Even though Trish is literally laying Right. There.
-She's fine, (Y/N), calm down.
-Sometimes, you get hangry.
-You steal all of the snacks without a care in the world.
-No one dares to stop you.
-No one.

Matt:
-You're not violent at all when you're mad.
-You just act a bit bratty.
-"Mattie! I was cuddles!"
-"In a moment, beautiful!"
-"*distant complaining*"
-You steal the ice-cream, too.
-Right in front of everyone.
-"We can see you, (Y/N)..."
-"Fight me."
-Sometimes, they really want to.
-But Matt doesn't let them
-Smol angry bean.
-You end up getting cuddles, though.

Tord:
-You have an aura when you're mad.
-It's a literal 'oh shit' moment when he feels it.
-You also have this look.
-The look of a million pissed off demons.
-Everything your angry eyes meet, vanishes.
-Except for Tord.
-With that said, he takes you to the shooting range.
-Shoot that pain away on that target, honey.
-You sometimes imagine it's your enemy.
-That sometimes scares Tord.
-"Would you...actually kill them?"
-"No. I just hate their existence."
-Oh okay.

Ell:
-You scare the living daylights out of her when you're mad.
-Like, 'ABORT ABORT' scared.
-You have pure fire in your eyes 
-The color drains from your face
-You scream at inanimate objects if they dare touch you.
-Like, please leave the table alone.
-Please.
-Finally, when you're relaxed enough, she approaches you.
-Without a word, she sits in your lap.
-"I'm sorry, Ell..."
-"It's okay..."
-And it really is.
-She's your little anger reliever.

Tamara:
-You act all salty when you're mad.
-Salty and sassy.
-This can sometimes make Tamara mad, too.
-"Where's the brush, (Y/N)?"
-"Up your ass."
-Well damn.
-The only time you actually calm down during this state is when Simi comes up to you.
-That German Shepherd can cure sicknesses.
-She'll climb onto you, or curl up with you.
-Savior Simi(TM)
-Then Tamara will join, and it'll get even better.
-"Are you done being mad?"
-"Bite me, Tammy..."

Matilda:
-She'll try to hold you close to her when you're mad.
-"Shh, shh, just look at me, okay?"
-When you finally 'calm down', you bite at her.
-That's when she gives up.
-You're feisty when you're mad.
-You do not give a damn.
-Or a shit, or a fuck.
-You don't care in general when you're mad.
-You also insult people without really meaning it.
-"Do I look good in this dress, (Y/N)?"
-"You'd look better dead."
-Then she'd start crying.
-She forgives you in the end, but still. Damn.

Tori:
-When you're mad, you get very tense.
-Like very tense.
-You feel like a damn boulder
-Usually, she'll just tell you to lay your head in her lap.
-When you so, she'll put on some music by (F/B) and play with your hair.
-Other times, you go to the shooting range.
-It really does calm your nerves.
-Even though you scare the people next to you because you scream curse after curse.
-Tori doesn't even dare to stop you.
-You are a literal armed woman.
-So she just stays behind you with a smirk.
-"Show them what for, Vakker!"
-When you get home, cuddles commence.

((I might add Jon later. What do you guys think?))