tell me why i was looking for a nice picture of daddy thor and i found this and i literally said "perfect" out loud ______________
"These,"
You turn to look at your asgardian boyfriend, announcing his entrance, his mouth shoved full with strawberry Poptarts. The one hand held the small box of the sweet treats while the other held a poptart with a large bite taken out of the top.
"These, are absolutely delicious." Thor says, placing the entire rest of the poptart in his hand into his mouth. After, he looked down at his black t-shirt, now covering in crumbs and promptly brushed them off while he was chewing.
You giggled and continued to admire how the t-shirt fit him and how his gray sweatpants hung loosely around his waist.
You brought your eyes back up to meet his just as he looked up from his shirt to gaze at you. With poptarts filling the side of his mouth, he walked over to sit on the couch next to you.
"What do you have planned for us today, Lady (y/n)?"
"I don't know just chill around the apartment."
"Sounds delightful." Thor said with a smile, peering into the blue box to find another shiny wrapper containing two more poptarts.
You giggle to yourself as you took a poptart out of the box to stick in your mouth just as he opened the wrapper.
He turned to you with his mouth agape, "That was sneaky and mischievous, I was going to eat both of these."
"Sucks to be you I guess." You say taking a bite out of the treat and sticking your tongue out at the Asgardian.
He chuckled at your child-like actions, "Actually, it would not suck to be me because Thor, god of thunder, is the most powerful avenger and has the most beautiful girlfriend in all the cosmos."
"Smooth." You say, unable to hold back a sweet smile, turning into a shit-eating grin as you think of a comeback.
"I agree with most beautiful girlfriend, obviously, but most powerful avenger? Banner'll give you a run for your money."
"What?!"
"I am Thor! God of Thunder! Son of Odin! Rightful -"
"Where's you hammer Thor?"
You turned to him and his expression was slowly dropping and you had to quickly slap your hand over your mouth to keep from snorting in his face at his reaction.
You wrapped your arms around his neck and engulfed him in a hug as you apologized through breaths of laughter.
After you let go of him, he took a bite out of his poptart and dramatically crossed his arms over his chest in such a way that would remind anyone of a 2nd grader. You were smiling at your previous joke and you could tell he was trying to fight one as well.
"Aww, I'm sorryyy. Tell you what. I have something fun. Follow me."
You got up from the couch and went to large bathroom in the master bedroom. After a moment you could hear him sigh in defeat as he rose from the couch to follow you.
As he walked in you showed him a bottle of clay mask on the counter.
"What is that?" he asks as you hand him the bottle and he continues to examine it in his hands.
"A face mask. It smells good, and it helps the skin on your face stay soft and clear." You say as you took the bottle back out of his hands.
"Oh excellent then. I will gladly partake in this midgardian ritual."
You giggle at his willingness to join you in an activity none of your guy friends have ever agreed to and squeeze some of the clay mask onto your hand.
"Okay so you apply it to everywhere on your face except for your eyes, nostrils, and your lips. But you might have to go around your beard too."
You watch him as he rubs the mask onto his face, very carefully and with a lot of concentration. You take the moment to pull out your phone and snap a picture of the god putting on a face mask.
"Finished! What now Lady (y/n)?"
"We wait for it to dry then we wash it off." You say, touching your cheek to see some of it already drying.
You turned back to the mirror to look at the progress on your mask, and it lasts for a minute or so before you notice Thor behind you, admiring you in the mirror.
"What?" You say with a smile. "Something on my face?" You say sarcastically.
"Might I say, you look absolutely magnificent." he says from behind you.
"Really?" You ask, genuinely confused.
You look at yourself in the mirror with a light-blue mask covering your face. You were in an oversized shirt and some athletic shorts, and your hair was in a messy bun.
He came up from behind you and snaked his arms around your waist, and rested his head on top of yours, and you felt butterflies in your stomach and electricity under his touch.
"The most beautiful woman in all the nine-realms."
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this was bad but I JUST MADE A THE NEW COVER FOR THIS BOOK WITH SEBBY AND DADDY CHRIS AND MY OVARIES BROKE HOW ARE THEY SO HOT DAMN
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