Chapter 6- The One Where I Become a Mommy

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Chapter 6

Beep beep beep.

Another fudging day, yay!

I turned off my alarm and got up from bed. I groggily made my way to the mirror and looked at myself. I looked as horrible as ever.

Now, off to my first morning activity---- check my phone

I was looking at my twitter account and I saw that #WelcomeAliciaToThe1DFamily was trending. Great. Just great. And then, everything from yesterday sank back in my head. Harry and I were left alone eating in McDonalds because the rest of them are 'using the toilet'. Such horrible people. Then, I remember that flash from a camera, which only meant one thing---- they misunderstood everything. (haha, one thing, geddit? XD)

How am I supposed to handle this? I just can't go and tell all these supportive directioners that 'We're not dating' and make them disappointed. Hmmmm.

*le thinking mode*

*le lightbulb pops above head*

"Aha! Daddy direction!" I shouted, well, sorta loudly. Nah, scratch that, I shouted TOO loudly.

I kept on dialing Mr. donkey Kong's number, but I had no response at all. Yeas, indeed, I called him Mr. Donkey Kong. Because of The Adventurous Adventures Of One Direction. Hehe :)

Instead, I went to take a shower and dressed in my GAP hoodie, which is color blue, together with my leggings. I put on a tad of mascara, and I put my hair in a messy pony tail, but not too messy.

I went out of my flat with peace, or at least that was what I expected. The moment that I exited the hallway, I was greeted with screaming. Not just any scream, but it's like "OMG" type of scream. And to my surprise, I saw an Audi parked up right outside. Harry's car! Ugh. Now they think something is really going on with us. But, for Pete's sake, the rest of the lads are with Harry. Thank God.

And on my cue, 5 homos went inside. If you wanna ask how, well, I gave them a spare key.

" Hello! Fancy seeing you here!" Harry said.

"no, fancy seeing YOU here. Why the hell did you go here?" I asked them.

"just.....bored, I think?" Zayn said, trying to think of a brilliant reason.

"I was just about to go out, but looking at the situation, I obviously can't. So, movie and popcorn?" I suggested as I heard a rumble of 5 'yes' from the boys.

"Sow how's it going? Is everything fine?" Niall asked as I put down all the food -which is chips and popcorn- and sat in a comfortable place on the floor, right in between Zayn and Harry.

"If FINE means misunderstanding by directioners and people leaving Harry and I alone in McDonalds, well, yes, I'm totally F-I-N-E" I replies with a bit of a higher tone. "Tetri -titted-tosser"

"Woah. Chill your arse there buddy, " Niall exclaimed.

"it's all spiced up!" I played along.

6 boxes of popcorn, 5 tubs of ice cream and a million random stuff later, we all decided to eat dinner. Well, they made me make it. So, I made some "ginaling". If you might wonder what that is, that is a famous dish in the Philippines. It's actually made up of pork, carrots and potatoes, like a mix of perfection.

"mmmmm...." Louis mumbled. "From now on, you cook for me and I shall call you my mommy"

"b-b-but Lou? I thought I was the one to cook for you!!!" Harry fake sobbed. Larry Stylinson on the go!

" Its my pleasure little Lou Lou! Now you should obey me, okay? K." I tagged along. This could be fun. It's like I'm back in playing as a child. O, how I missed those days.

"I will, mommy. And daddy Hazza will be the one to take care of me, right daddy?" Louis said in a cute baby voice.

"Yes little Lou Lou, I'll be you're daddy for as long as you won't make fun of me, okay?" ha. Harry tags along as well. Breaking the playing moment, I hear my phone buzzing. It was a new tweet.

@Louis_Tomlinson: mommy @ItsAliciaW and daddy @Harry_Styles, little Lou Lou has to use the loo!!!

@Harry_Styles: @Louis_Tomlinson , you know you don't have to tweet that Lou.

Me: @Louis_Tomlinson, well @Harry_Styles A.K.A. Hubby is a little feisty today

@Harry_Styles: oh, what's that @ItsAliciaW A.K.A. Wifey? Feisty, eh? Well little Lou Lou has to learn how to use the loo on his own, you know?

@Louis_Tomlinson: well @ItsAliciaW and @Harry_Styles, you surely know that #Harricia is trending right?

Me: Well, all of you who have no idea about this, I'm little Lou Lou's 'mommy' and Harry is his 'daddy', which is why I call him "Hubby" and he calls me "wifey" haha. Right, @Louis_Tomlinson and @Harry_Styles?

We talked for hours on twitter, oblivious to the fact that we were just sitting beside each other. It's like a nonchalant thing that people do only when they are far from each other.

I was just sitting down when I felt something hard on my foot, followed by a hard bang. Well, Harry had just made his dramatic entrance to the floor like he was expecting a huge swimming pool to fall into. For short, he just tripped on my foot.

"Alicia! Stop making me fall for you!" Harry shouted.

Wait, what? Did he actually mean that?

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A.N:

I finally updated. Yay! And sorry for typos, I'm just using mobile for the moment :D I hope u like it :D sorry if it's short tho. I promise to make it longer for the next chappie. And plus, I'm working on it right now :3

Love lots:*

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