Hey! This is the period chapter. It isnt going to be involved in the actual story. Soooo. Itll be funny.
(Edit: it was not funny...... read the bottom note! It's very important to you!)
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Chat Noir
You.
-Your POV-
Ughhhh cramps hurt so muchhhhh
I can promise getting kicked in the balls hurts more.
EXCUSE ME HAVE YOU EVER BLED OUT OF YOUR PENIS!?
n-no-
EXCATLY
W-WELL WHAT DO YOU WANT ME TO DO?!
KISS ME AND GIVE ME CHOCOLATE!
O-Oh.. OKAY! *grabs her and kisses her.*
Thanks boo
Np. Wait... how do you not bleed threw your pants?
Tampons.
What's that?
A long Cotten thing that you shove up your vigina
What the fuck. Doesn't that hurt?
Hell yeah.
Are they big?
Not really.
Than I can't imagine how sex would be for you...
Hopefully good.
Hehe do you wanna like..- *about to ask for sex*
Burn in Hell
Okay.
And you know it's not just watery blood. It's like blood clots.
Jesus Christ how does that even happen...
Well you see, when a girl has a period it's a punishment from the uterus. The uterus is like "oh your not haven't a baby? Fuck you!" Than shreds out the inside of itself along with the eggs.
......oh my god.. ARE YOU OKAY? ARE YOU DYING?!
nah... I feel like it...but nah... where is my chocolate?
I'll go get it now!! *runs out house. Gets 10 pounds of chocolate*
Okay thanks.. wait can you get fried chicken?
Y-Yes *gets it and brings it back*
Thanks. Now melt the chocolate plz.
* does as told*
*dips chicken in chocolate and eats it*
What kind of animal are you.....
Your girlfriend. Deal with it.
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Okay so tell me what a period is please?
Well..... the uterus is prepping for a baby all month but when you don't get pregnant it gets mad and shreds out the inside of itself. Than the blood and blood clots all fall out of the vagina.
ARE YOU OKAY!?
no. I'm dying call 911.
O-O-OKAY *calls 911* H-HELLO?! MY GIRLFRIEND IS IN HER PERIOD AND SHES DYING!
Kid.... she's messing with you.. *911 dispatcher laughs and hangs up*
*laughing at Chat noir*
Haha. At least I don't have one.
I'll beat the living shit out of you.
S-Sorry!
You will never know the pain I go threw...
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Hey guys! Well that was kinda shity. I'm having serious writers block and those were the only things I could come up with. But I know you all could write something wayyyyy better!
As a matter of fact, if any of you write a chapter about a period relating to this book than I'll post it as a chapter! Well.. not a chapter but as a short, unrelated to story... thingy.......
Lmao I'll post whatever you guys write about Chat Noir or Adrien's reaction to your period in this book!
I hope you guys send in some funny things because mine were really bad....I don't really want to post this bc they were that bad... so I'm counting on you guys!
I'm currently writing the next chapter btw!
Write you later!
~Author J~
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