*ahem*
hEY THERE FRIENDS, FELLOWS, FOES (who I hope can uP the list to the "friends title")
WELL ITS BEEN AWHILE HASNT IT? I also have no bloody idea why the font just..changed....and I can't change it back so let's just stick with it :)
So one day we moved our car out and in the front of the gate there's two stumps and they have lil' branches sticking out and there was this big, red, dragonfly and I didn't see it -and if you don't know me, I'm scared of practically every bug except for Rollie-pollies- so when I ran out of the gate the dragonfly just decided that it's the perfect time to hover around me and scare the fRICK OUT OF ME and well..it did its job.
I got so scared that I screamed and made a mad-no, scared dash for it towards the car.
Not exaggerating here but it was the scariest chase I've ever lived (the only one but...a-anyways) and my mother witnessed it all.
Then a couple days later there were two and I was like
"I will burn the bloody neighborhood down if I have to, in order to kill these demons from Hades..myself."
That never happened bc c'mon man, I'm like an innocent 5 year old child who still watches Sesame Street and knows nothing about the outside world (and I'd like to keep it that way, in fact.)
BUT PRAISE THE LORD ALMIGHTY IDK WHAT SATAN HAD AGAINST ME (well actually-)
BUT GOD HIMSELF MUST'VE SAID SOMETHING LIKE "Back away from my child!" AND BOOM, BECAUSE I HAVENT SEEN THOSE HIDEOUS CREATURES IN 3 DAYS AHAHAHA I AM FREEEEE
...and it's 9:30pm so I gotta go to bed. Night.
YOU ARE READING
Oh How Embarrassing
No FicciónI decided to write down all the embarrassing moments I've regretted all in one place. Cause who doesn't love reading about something horrible that happened to person, right? :") - Now buckle your seat-belts cause it's about to get embarrassing
